wut is this i dont even ;;

Y'all keep shouting, "Gimme, gimme, gimme more,"
But little do ya know, some surprises are in store.

No matter how many gallons of Celebrity Juice you drink,
There's more around the corner, so much more than you think.

So please quit breathing heavy, I hate to hear you sigh,
I know I drive you crazy... oops! I did it again, didn't I?

As much as I lov3 contests, that isn't what this is about,
I'll tell you soon enough, 'cause I hate seeing B fans pout.

Now listen very closely, turn your radar up on high,
It's something fr3sh and new, ok? I'd never tell a lie.

So sit back and relax, be patient one more tim3,
The answer can be found within this little rhyme.

Crap, I suck at riddles. ;o; And what's with the threes in it? D:

Pokethlon? Or is it not Pokemon?