Consider this.

Imagine yourself as a tiny fly. Just buzzing around, everything in grayscale, but massive. As you woosh past a giant, transparent wall, you land on a giant, delicious mound of food. You don't know what it is, but you know it's sweet.

Suddenly, a giant in the distance gasps in disgust, making an apprehensive face as she lays eyes on you. She waves a massive appendage. It's terrifying. It's quick. Too stupid to know that it would never hit you (if it did, it would ruin the cake you'd just landed on), you fly away.

As you buzz along, glad you didn't get squashed (although the memory's fading quickly), you encounter another problem. Suddenly, you're no longer flying. You're suspended mid-air. By almost-invisible, white sticky stuff. How terrifying it must be to see all those eyes, and those eight legs, moving towards you. Your life might flash before your eyes, if you had the brain capacity to hold your life in memory form.

Closer the arachnid gets, closer, closer...

And then nothing. Simply nothing. Focus on the nothing.

And that, my confused fellows, concludes my first blog post. :D

Are you a fly?

In some ways, I suppose you could say that I am.

But generally, no. :3

Oh, heh, heh. This reminds me of a joke.

What joke? :P

(I will surpass the character limit on my own blog if I want to. D:<)

Um, spaces in between words.

Huh? I don't understand what you mean. ^^;

You don't need to type..

"(I will surpass the character limit on my own blog if I want to. D:<)"

Just put loads of spaces in between two words, to do that. XD;

Ah, OK. XD; Thanks. ^^ Will do in the future. ;P

like this

And you can do that for posts on the forum as well? o:

Woah...

Anyways, interesting story =]

... No, if you do it on the forum it counts as "character bypassing". Only do it for blog entries/other things. XD; JUST NOT POSTS. :3

I are Arachnid hear me roar.

Haha, cool first post. XD Ya know, flies have the smallest life span, I heard. Glad I'm not a fly. :P

非常に高いレベル said:

I are Arachnid hear me roar.

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CAAAAAAARRRRL!

Bay said:

Haha, cool first post. XD

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Thanks. :3

Bay said:

Glad I'm not a fly.

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So am I. XD;

Believe it or not, the arachnid says BLAARGAG(!?)

BLAARGAG (!?)

BLAARGAG.

Character limit ;O;

>:O

It's BLAARGGAG.

(Everything always becomes about Monster Owl. :3)

Great first blog entry. :3
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