El Héroe Oscuro
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Date: 15 May 2015
Time: 10:13 AM ET
Mood: Happy!
Have a lovely weekend folks, enjoy these nautical jokes <3
The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize.
I can't seem to stop laughing at the concept of this potato being on my plate. I think it's because we're both baked.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
A guy just threw milk at me... How dairy?!
Daily Music - "The Hit" by Tupper Ware Remix Party feat. Ninja Sex Party
I've accepted the fact that being cremated is my last hope for a smoking, hot body.
I recently joined the Procrastinators' Club.
I showed up at a meeting, but it was postponed.
I thought I got a type a in blood test but it was actually a typ-o
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it
Daily Comic - "Spring" by Bill Amend of FoxTrot
What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, you might as well barium.
They should make a Minecraft movie, it would be a blockbuster.
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Daily Video - "Celtic's Fan Dancing To Bon Jovi Living On A Prayer" by UncleCharlie
If you died of laughter from this, you're welcome! xoxo
‡ As always, the "Daily Bloggity" is self written by myself and includes just some of my opinions on different mediums. If you have a subject that you might want me to touch on, feel free to PM me or comment below! I would love to hear some of your ideas! And remember, rate each entry so I can know what you guys like and what to improve on! Tune in tomorrow at 5PM Eastern Time for the next edition of the "Daily Bloggity!" Cheers! ‡
- Shovel Knight
Time: 10:13 AM ET
Mood: Happy!
Have a lovely weekend folks, enjoy these nautical jokes <3
The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize.
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I showed up at a meeting, but it was postponed.
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They should make a Minecraft movie, it would be a blockbuster.
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If you died of laughter from this, you're welcome! xoxo
‡ As always, the "Daily Bloggity" is self written by myself and includes just some of my opinions on different mediums. If you have a subject that you might want me to touch on, feel free to PM me or comment below! I would love to hear some of your ideas! And remember, rate each entry so I can know what you guys like and what to improve on! Tune in tomorrow at 5PM Eastern Time for the next edition of the "Daily Bloggity!" Cheers! ‡
- Shovel Knight
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