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Challenge Accepted - Torture [Dish #28]

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    Challenge Accepted - Torture

    Alright folks, this is the second challenge I was given. This topic comes from Foxrally who gave me the task of writing about types of torture. This, naturally, got me thinking about the methods I would use to torture and torment some of my friends from PC. Let us begin.

    Sonata
    Crime: Having a cooler character than me in Gunpowder.

    I was really proud of my character for my fantasy/western roleplay, Gunpowder. He seemed like the epitome of a cool bounty hunter. Then I got acquainted with his character, Jebediah Sanders. Jeb is a bounty hunter too, he's just also crazy as all hell. So far pretty much every post has been insane carnage and hilarious character interaction and it makes me look bad. Therefor his punishment is enduring an eternity of Foxrally's terrible puns.

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    Nolafus
    Crime: Being a better writer than I am.

    Whether it is in FF&W or in the RPC, Nolafus is consistently a good writer. He's got good grammar, creates awesome characters and plots and works well with others in RPs. I spend most of my time in the RPC and he comes in and is better than me? Unacceptable. That's why Nolafus get's to spend the rest of his life using a rose stem and an ink well as his writing equipment. Enjoy thorns and effort. :)


    Klippy
    Crime: Being so damn suspicious in Mafia when he was actually innocent.

    Nobody acted more suspicious than this guy, he kept saying he was the detective and then retracting the statement. He incriminated himself terribly, and then turned out to be innocent. I spent most of my time in the game gunning for him when I could have been going after that sneak Nakuzami. Considering the frustration he caused, Klippy gets an eternity of I Was Jekyll Jekyll Hyde.




    Nakuzami
    Crime: Being "that sneak".

    Nakuzami, you were so quiet. Nobody ever suspected you. You just hid there and watched us going crazy, killing ourselves off one by one. I bet you enjoyed it too. I don't need to say more on the matter. Nakuzami gets to carry a large, elaborately decorated, Christmas tree on their back until the end of time.


    Foxrally
    Crime: There are far too many to list.

    Foxrally, where do I begin? You play terrible music, give me suggestions like this one, portray me as a sadist, post way too many Nigel gifs and are determined to kill me in Faeries & Demons. You sir are pure evil and you deserve a fitting punishment. Which is why I think gagging you and chaining you to a table in a locked room full of the large number of people you've annoyed is perfect.


    Well, that's another challenge complete. I hope you've enjoyed what is quite probably the strangest entry I have made yet.
    -Gimmepie


    Note: This is all in good sport. I consider these people friends and I don't actually have an issue with any of them and wish nothing bad upon them except Foxrally.

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  • lol I love this. This is so good. :D

    Also I really wanna join Gunpowder! I need to look into it more.
     
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  • Sonata;bt102149 said:
    Welp, it's been a great life, see you in hell. I'll be going first.

    Since there's still no multiquote, I'll just reply multiple times.

    I only wonder how long you could endure.
    I like to watch you suffer :D

    Maybe Fox is right about me being sadistic after all...
     

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  • gimmepie;bt102151 said:
    Since there's still no multiquote, I'll just reply multiple times.

    I only wonder how long you could endure.
    I like to watch you suffer :D

    Maybe Fox is right about me being sadistic after all...

    I'm already at wit's end and it's only just begun :(
     
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  • arachnidsGrip;bt102154 said:
    Seems a specific choice of words there gimme :3

    [LYNCH] gimmepie

    It was rather apt don't you think? xD

    I thought we established all food-name lynchings would be [EAT] because we're delicious.
     
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  • Foxrally;bt102156 said:
    ily2 gimme <3

    also the day I become leader of this planet you will suffer you sadistic freak

    It's my planet (or it will be), you can't have it. Go back to Nigupiter.
     
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