I'm forming a new country. Want in?

[Usagi-Chan~]

Im head of the police, and I say sure. Just you can clean up the buildings when they get bombed by Belgium.

Sad face, don't forget the Sad Face protection mechanism

 

[Eruption]

Im head of the police, and I say sure. Just you can clean up the buildings when they get bombed by Belgium.

The police gets a say on what the army do!? This is an insane country.

I say we wage war on Brazil because then we can steal they're national football team.

 

[Mew Ichigo]

Im chairman of the army aswell.

No srsly, Im not wasting all our money so we can kill countries starting with the letter "B"

 

[Jolene]

I'm not so sure whether I like the idea of going to war with Belgium just to steal their waffles and pancakes. Can't we just send our ninjas in at night, and they can raid all the bakeries?

 

[Usagi-Chan~]

How about we buy japan with our lolcat money so we get all pokemon video games first, and force them to learn lolcat out national language

 

[Hassamu]

We don't have any pink hippos though, so the name would be kind of misleading. Can't we break even and I'll just bake you a pink hippo cake? It won't be to scale though.

Ok, you have me convinced.

I'm in.

 

[Mew Ichigo]

I'm not so sure whether I like the idea of going to war with Belgium just to steal their waffles and pancakes. Can't we just send our ninjas in at night, and they can raid all the bakeries?

Sure. But we need more people. Im the only ninja.

 

[Empty Pot]

-flies to this odd country on my Pidgeott-

Hello Rhode Island! I mean . . . I need to stop watching movies . . .

Where can I trade my money for new money?

 

[Mew Ichigo]

-flies to this odd country on my Pidgeott-

Hello Rhode Island! I mean . . . I need to stop watching movies . . .

Where can I trade my money for new money?

I dunno.

WHOS RUNNING THE MINT/POST OFFICE?!?

 

[Kura]

I vote we wage war on Belgium, for stealing our exports before we even had them :badsmile:

Belgium would obviously win. You guys have like 4 people for defenses. Not to mention absolutely no resources.

 

[ReyRey-Pyon]

WHAT?!
You guys are going to war already? without me?

This is relevant to my interests

As self proclaimed dictator of this island /bricked
I demand to take part in this war D:
You can't go into war without me you know ;< you wont stand a chance /unlessiscrewitup :D

 

[Kura]

No one wants to promote a country that's just going to keep going to war. :/ Everyone wants world peace. Well.. anyone decent, that is.

 

[Jolene]

There's no war. We're raiding the bakeries.

 

[ReyRey-Pyon]

raiding bakeries?
No war?
awwww I was looking forward to one
/sulks back into lurkbox :<


can i at least use one grenade? 8D /batshitinsane

 

[Usagi-Chan~]

Okay, I'm up for raiding bakeries :D, I proclaim myself to be head of Foreign Relations, cause I will deal with the other countries jealousy of our lolcat money :)

 

[sabapple]

Hey, I want in! This thread is great!
I want to run the Post Office!! The envelopes shall be fruit scented!
That will make everyone happy when they go to get their mail! :)
And how about we make all the stamps a scratch-and-sniff??

 

[~Assassin~]

this is probaly the best country in the world.
sign me up in the Army and i'm gonna scare the enemy away

hold on...
no WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:(

 

[Åzurε]

I'm in! *jumps* :D

I call the position of Spanish Inquisitor.
Anyone who fails my inquisitions (which nobody will ever expect), will either be subject to being strapped to the face of a SpacePalm, or 24/7 flaming for an indefinite amount of thyme.

This is only for the obvious trolls, of course. Successful ones the whole hard drive on purpose.

 

[Esper]

Every new country needs a map.

 

[Jack O'Neill]

Going to war with Belgium or Brazil? Not only do you lack adequate logistics or force projection capabilities to stage an invasion, in the wild event you actually enter their territory, their militaries can and will stomp whatever you can throw at them into the ground. Next thing you know, your pathetic excuse for a nation gets completely wiped off the map by the Americans.

Also, trying to buy off the country of Japan? Without precious metal reserves, your currency isn't even worth the paper it's printed on, and the prime minister will just laugh in your face and tell you to never set foot on Japanese soil ever again.