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[Nick]

This probably would be the absolute same for those who are well spoken in real life. I, however, am not, and I know many of you are are not as well. (For instance, I would never say "I, however," or "For instance,") Include any "um"s and "like"s that you spit out as well! Imagine we're having a conversation IRL with these questions, and just type out what you would verbally speak to me if we were talking to each other.

1. What did you do yesterday?
2. How did you meet your best friend?
3. Tell us about a dream you've had.
4. Do you have feelings for anyone? Tell us a little about them.
5. What do you do for work?

 

[Universe]

dang Nick, great idea for a thread.

1. What did you do yesterday?
UHhh, dude i seriously don't remember AHAA. i think i --- like... shit. haha.

2. How did you meet your best friend?
ah crap i really don't know how to choose a best friend. uuuh i have like two of them? i met both of them online, but i currently live with one of them.

3. Tell us about a dream you've had.
dude i can't remember any dreams right now i'm sorry. like, i'm drawing a complete blank. i fly a helluva lot in my dreams, i can tell you that much.

4. Do you have feelings for anyone? Tell us a little about them.
i am heartless, i do not feel. naw man i'm actually hurting emotionally at the moment so my only feelings are probably not good ones ahaha.

5. What do you do for work?
i uuuh-- work with an erosion company. i do invoices and things like that.

 

[Aquacorde]

1. What did you do yesterday?
Okay so yesterday... wait what the fuck did I do yesterday? Uhhh oh I guess I worked all day. like... got there at ten-thirty a-m 'n clocked out at 7:30 cause of some bullshit trainin' class that I've actually done about three times since I've been workin' at IKEA? And I did twice last time I worked there? like what the fuck man why do I havta do this AGAIN.

2. How did you meet your best friend?
So okay, my views on best friends is that they're not really a thing? Well, I say that I have a few best friends. But my BEST best friend, I'm not HIS best friend? He's got a best friend that he's had since he was a baby. So he's mine but I'm not his. Anyway, when I was in ninth grade, my church wasn't goin' to go to some state retreat thing so I asked that OTHER best friend if I could go with his church. So I met Ian on that trip and had a huge crush on him until we dated for a while. Then we split and remained best friends since. ALSO I'M DATING HIS BROTHER NOW yeaaah.

3. Tell us about a dream you've had.
Yo so my dreams are really kinda weird like. I don't have repeating dreams much? But all of my dreams are interconnected, like they all take place in this dream-town and I know where everything is in relation to each other? So the most recent one I had was that there was some secret society based under the amusement park underground parking lot that was doin' evil shit. I guess they were like, in competition with the mafia that owns the theatre or something I dunno; but there was some supernatural shit goin; on and Ian and I had to go save my boyfriend.

4. What's one thing that will make you happy right now? Why?
Uhhh sleeping, honestly, because it's one in the morning. But also I want to stay up and talk and be active on PC!

5. Do you have feelings for anyone? Tell us a little about them.
Romantic feelings for my boyfriend, friend-love for Ian and Shawn and my squad!

6. What do you do for work?
Bleahhh retail. IKEA's not too bad to work for though.

7. Recall and share a fond memory you have with us.
Haha I'm preeeetty lame at pickin' out memories when asked. I guess a recent fond memory would be chattin' on skype with Omi during a Minecraft session. I don't do a lot of voice chats and babblin' and laughin' with him was nice.

[I type how I talk most of the time, I think! I don't pronounce the g's in -ing words much and I emphasise more than my typing indicates because I'm too lazy to format! But otherwise I talk pretty fast, don't flub too much, and use a pretty standard range of vocabulary. And babble a lot haha.]

 

[alisaie]

The way I type is usually half-way between whatever I'm thinking at the moment and trying to be more coherent so let's see how this turns out. :'D

1. What did you do yesterday?
woke up went to work at four but before that i spent time with my sister. we didn't do much today so hopefully we'll be able to do more tomorrow since i have a full day off!

2. How did you meet your best friend?
well I don't really have a best friend anymore because she moved away and uhh... yeah we just don't really talk anymore. but we first met when she was hanging out with my sister and i joined and then it just kinda happened. but yeah right now i wouldn't say i have any best friends.

though online best friend is another story i met him here on PC and he's honestly the bestest friend i can ask for online or offline. i just wish we had the chance to talk more often these days.

3. Tell us about a dream you've had.
ok so the first dream i thought of was actually the nightmare i had when i was like five. i was in some warehouse for some reason and a huge version of this mouse stuffed animal i had was haunting me or something like that. and while it was chasing me and being creepy there was uh ... crap i can't remember the song wow i know it wasn't john jacob-- OH I REMEMBER it was some version of yankee doodle i think?? it wasn't the usual version but some weird version but i can't seem to figure it out and now it's gonna bug me. but because of this nightmare i actually don't really like the mouse doll that we still have or the song whatever it is maybe i blocked it outta my head.

4. Do you have feelings for anyone? Tell us a little about them.
nah not right now i'm too busy with work for that kinda stuff. though apparently one of my coworkers thinks i have a crush on another coworker? idk where she got that idea but whatever.

5. What do you do for work?
i'm a shift leader at a dunkin' donuts so i make coffee, donuts and boss people around.

 

[Sonata]

I like it.

1. What did you do yesterday?
Uh fuck. Well I uh... shit. I sat on my laptop all day and thought about being productive but uh yeah. No dice.

2. How did you meet your best friend?
Hm. Well we talked a few times just around the school. I don't really know how we met, it just uh kinda happened. One day for one reason or whatever we started talking about anime and then like two years later or something we had a class together and we just sat there and read manga and talked about anime 'n D&D 'n shit. It was like magic or something.

3. Tell us about a dream you've had.
Let's see uh I had this pretty bad recurring nightmare for the longest time. I was like 7 maybe I don't know and like, we were having a party or a cookout or something at our house and we had invited all of our family from both sides and everyone went outside except for me. I kinda just sat on the floor and watched tv or something i don't remember. But then all uh da sudden this little mouse or rat or whatever came out of a hole in the wall and it just came up to me and was just like staring at me. I got up and gave it a piece of cheese and then watched it as it ran back into its little hole. Then like the dunderhead that I am I just kinda got down on the floor and looked into the hole. There was the mouse rat thing whatever that I had given the cheese to, and then there was this badass mafia don lookin rat or mouse or whatever. He had a little hat and everything. Anyways, so I look through the hole and the don rat just starts smacking the other mouse rat and then snaps its neck for whatever reason. I think I remember it being because the cheese was too small or something. I don't fucking know. But anyways, so the don rat sees me and then goes straight for my eye. I jump up and put my foot in front of the hole and then the wall starts bulging out and breaking and lo and behold a 6 or 7 foot tall mafia don rat mouse thing. It starts beating the shit out of me and then pins me up against a wall and of course I look through the sliding glass door that goes from the inside of the house to the backyard and theres my family just shootin shit and having a grand ole time while I'm in here getting my fucking shit wrecked by a 7 foot tall mutant mafia don rat. That's about the gist of the story. Family sucks man.

4. Do you have feelings for anyone? Tell us a little about them.
Oh shit. Sigh. I uh... yeah. I've probably complained a lot about her on here before, but I don't really remember. So forgive me if you're tired of hearing about this shit but whatever. I still have feelings for my ex that I dated nearly 3 years ago now. We hardly even dated, the relationship lasted all of like a week. Actually I think it was a little less than that, but that week or so was the happiest week or so of my life. We didn't mess around or anything, the most action I got from her was a kiss on the cheek. But I've never felt that good just being around someone. We played halo and watched MLP and Regular show. She wrecked me at halo, partly because my controller sucked balls but mostly because I fucking suck at halo haha. But yeah, every day for about a week we would go to my house after school and just watch tv and play games and eat hummus because she was a vegetarian so I couldn't like make us real food or anything. But yeah. I was happy. But as usual I fucked it up and we don't even talk now and I don't know how to get ahold of her either. I doubt I could keep myself together if we did talk. The last time I actually sat down and had a talk with her was after a marching band show and I had drank pretty much a whole bottle and a half of vodka. Every time I think about it I get real upset because I didn't fight for her or anything, I just kinda gave her up and it just pisses me off so much that I was such a bitch and didn't even try to...whatever. I don't like thinking about it and I really don't like talking about it but she's the only one that really comes to mind when people ask this question. Sorry about the rant.

5. What do you do for work?
I don't. I sell stuff for my grandma that we buy from an online auction and then I do oddjobs here and there. Craigslist is a lifesaver. $50 here and there, but something steady would be pretty great.

 

[Aether★]

1. Spent whole lots of money for Easter Egg and then proceed to sit in front of laptop and played Xenoverse for the rest of day.
2. Through the internet, Diablo 2 game via Battle.net to be exact.
3. I don't know. I slept for 5 hours and all I remmeber is having sleep paralysis.
4. If I had, I wouldn't waste my time on (see 1st point, latter).
5. I'm construction worker, our company modernizes railtracks.

 

[pkmin3033]

1. What did you do yesterday?
Sod all...

2. How did you meet your best friend?
I don't really have a best friend...or any friends, I guess.

3. Tell us about a dream you've had.
I had a dream once that I was being chased through my old school by giant locusts. That was fun.

4. Do you have feelings for anyone? Tell us a little about them.
Mind your own business.

5. What do you do for work?
I don't work; my bloody doctors won't let me.


I'm the complete opposite of my internet self in real life: I say as little as possible. My mouth doesn't have a backspace key, so I prefer to keep things as short as possible. I'm a listener, not a talker.

 

[Candy]

Beware, lots of hearts upcoming~

1. What did you do yesterday?
Damn, what did I do yesterday? Uh... Pretty sure I lounged all day. I'm not sure what I did... fuck, I forgot... Oh yeah, I was watching youtube videos! And uh... yeah, watching youtube videos, pretty sure that's the only thing I did yesterday. Man, I'm so productive.

Oh, and I was breeding over at Omega Ruby, looking for that Belly Drum Swirlix. And I was trading with a couple of friends of mine... But uh... yeah, that's all what I did. Uh... oh yeah, all the Marills that I was planning to use to pass down Belly Drum to Swirlix hatched female. Like, I don't need a fucking female, I need a goddamn male, goddamnit. Like, 50:50 ratio!

Oh, and I managed to catch on a livestream of a favorite youtuber of mine, jacksfilms, in the morning. Yeah, 3 AM, supposed to be sleeping and I'm underneath my bedsheet watching youtube. Although I doubt any of my comments made it to him, damnit. And the quality was horrid and the video was lagging and shit, thanks to being 12 hours away from America. Like, why do I have to wake up at 3 AM just to catch on a livestream? WHY?

2. How did you meet your best friend?
We met at Serebii! So uh... I happened to come across her from someone's VM, a quick chat later we exchanged yahoo messenger IDs... yeah, it was still a thing back then. And the rest is history.

3. Tell us about a dream you've had.
Ah fuck, I have no recollection of any dreams I had. The only one I remembered was... wait, I think I got one. So this one time I dreamt that I was a PC Staff, and I was like flabbergasted and all that kinds of shit but I had no idea what I did in that dream sequence so... uh... yeah. By the way, I was an Anime & Manga mod at that dream, and man it was awesome.

4. Do you have feelings for anyone? Tell us a little about them.
I'm a virgin for life, shut up! You can't tell me what to do!

5. What do you do for work?
Um... I just entered college last year, so I guess... studying? They don't allow part-time jobs here, which totally sucks. I need more money!

Welcome to the irl side of me, where my stock of swear words comes out a lot. But hey, this kind of response is for those that I am close with. I really can't get along with my friends at campus that well so all they get is short responses, unless if I feel like talking a lot, then I get really chatty.

 

[Her]

picture a new zealand accent in a very jumpy tone
that is to say, my conversational style is very all over the place and although i actually speak rather well it's all in a jokey/erratic manner and hardly formal unless i want it to be
but then it comes off as me being sarcastic lol

1. What did you do yesterday?

um well.....*10 second uh sound* i dont naur (nz pronounciation of no/know) let's talk about you honey what are you doing what's going on

2. How did you meet your best friend?

*exaggerated well* Well, I don't reeeeally have a person I could call My Best Friend. (capital letters are exaggerations) NAUR! It's not saaaaad! I just don't really think of a single person in that way, rather a grooooup of them.

3. Tell us about a dream you've had.

i don't bloody remembah! you know very well that i'm 40 my mind doesn't remembah anything

4. Do you have feelings for anyone? Tell us a little about them.

SIKE! Nice try, ****!

5. What do you do for work?

well uh..... i don't have a job rn soooooo yeah. but i always know how to get cash when i need it! i'm also claiming a sickness thing rn so moneywise im covered until i can go back to work!

 

[Foxrally]

What did you do yesterday?

I just stayed on PC a lot.

How did you meet your best friend?

Well, we both take sociology together, and we've been together since grade nine. I didn't really know him so well during those years sicne we weren't in the same form class but then in grade 12 we were and I got to talk to him a lot more and we, you know, became good friends.

Tell us about a dream you've had.

I had a dream about falling into a hole and there were lots of beehives and I was running around trying to get them off of my hair. It sucked.

Do you have feelings for anyone? Tell us a little about them.

What do you do for work?

Well I'm still a student, but when I graduate from university I want to go into marketing.

I speak like I type :P

 

[Aslan]

1.What did you do yesterday?

It was Good Friday yesterday so let's see.. yeah I didn't do much haha. OH I made pancakes though, that was awesome! What about you?

2. How did you meet your best friend?

Oh. Uh well, I remember that we met on the first day of Kindergarten though I have no idea how... I think we sat together and got to know each other from there. And I guess we got along well enough to become best friends. We grew up to like all the same things and stuff too... so that's cool.

Wait, you meant PC? Crap. Uh well... I don't have a best friend, more like a group of really close friends, you know?

3. Tell us about a dream you've had.

Okay well... I remember this one dream where I got chased by a KFC worker. He had a chicken for a head and these chopping knives in his hands. And well since the guy looked like he meant business, I screamed and ran like a little bitch while he waved his arms around like this. (makes arm movements ) So basically the whole dream was me going AHHH and him going CAW CAW like the bird he was and yeahhh haha. ... That sounded a lot better in my head.

4. Do you have feelings for anyone? Tell us a little about them.

[awkward laughter intensifies]

5. What do you do for work?

Full time student, part time dinosaur. I also 'help' people test the foods they've cooked but they usually don't let me... I mean it's not like I ate all of their pastry that one time... right?

Guess I'm more or less the same! I'm a bit more reserved and awkward in real life but hey not bad, right? :]

 

[Skip Class]

1. What did you do yesterday?
Uhh ... what was yesterday? Um... I did things?
No seriously, I can't even remember what I had for breakfast and you're asking me what I did yesterday?

2. How did you meet your best friend?
Well um... my best friend and I met last year in March and I guess it kinda just happened?

3. Tell us about a dream you've had.
Haha dreams? What dreams? I barely remember them tbh

4. Do you have feelings for anyone? Tell us a little about them.
Uhh... he's tall? Kinda sudden question to be honest haha. He's a complete dork and also my closest and most reliable best friend... Yeah I'm pretty sure you're connecting this with question 2, aren't you?

5. What do you do for work?
Pfft work. I'm to busy with Uni right now to get a job... but hopefully I'll have one this summer?

Tbh I say "Well" "Like" and "um" more times and I'm probably more awkward af irl anyway.

 

[Gligar]

1. What did you do yesterday?
Do I know you?

2. How did you meet your best friend?
Do I know you?

3. Tell us about a dream you've had.
Do I know you?

4. Do you have feelings for anyone? Tell us a little about them.
Do I know you?

5. What do you do for work?
Do I know you? Plus I'm kid.

I'm calling the cops for child abuse. First you ask me about my past, then you ask me about my friends, then you ask me what I do when I'm sleeping, and you even ask me about how I feel from the inside. I feel terrified talking to you. Don't think I'm stupid, you're planning to kill me aren't you? PS - for people who took it seriously, it's a joke.

 

[Alexander Nicholi]

What did you do yesterday?
Slept. Yeah, I don't do much hahaha

How did you meet your best friend?
Met him online, actually, believe it or not. You haven't heard of a website called the PokéCommunity perchance... have you?

Tell us about a dream you've had.
I'm not sure exactly how to explain it, since I have had people have a hard time understanding, but I dreampt about some of my interactions on a website. They were honestly random things that happened... in the dream I mean... they don't make a whole lotta sense :P

Do you have feelings for anyone? Tell us a little about them.
Nah, not at the moment. Don't know enough people, but I'd like to.

What do you do for work?
That's really... complicated right now.

 

[maccrash]

1. What did you do yesterday?
nothing really. I was gonna go catch a film with my friend but his Stupid Ass got his Prius taken away so our plans fell through. genuinely disappointing.

2. How did you meet your best friend?
uhh, fuckin... school. I guess. he's been my best friend for six years, coincidentally because he was in all of my classes in sixth grade, which was six years ago, so.

3. Tell us about a dream you've had.
I don't remember much about any of my dreams that aren't sexual, which is both a blessing and a curse, so I'm not sure that you'd like to hear much, really, uhh yeah.

4. Do you have feelings for anyone? Tell us a little about them.
[an uhh noise that starts low-pitched and gets high] I dunno if I want to do that. I've had a thing for this girl for six years. I talked to her last night for awhile. she's cool.

5. What do you do for work?
school. yeah

I like to think my posting style is very similar to how I talk. I really just type whatever pops into my head.

 

[Synerjee]

1. What did you do yesterday?
Um, yesterday I went to church for Good Friday service in the morning, and, uh, after that I went to a church leader's house for hot cross buns and soup. How about you?

2. How did you meet your best friend?
Um, we used to go to the same primary school together so yeah we knew each other since then.

3. Tell us about a dream you've had.
Uh... Um... There was this dream where I was flying, I guess? I don't really remember ahha.

4. Do you have feelings for anyone? Tell us a little about them.
Uhmm maybeee? *laughs* I'm not sure yet though. Too early to tell.

5. What do you do for work?
I'm still studying, so yeah, not working yet.

Note: I need someone to actually ask me those questions in a social setting to activate how I would normally respond to them. How I respond also differs from person to person, so don't expect these responses to be entirely accurate.

 

[cream]

1. What did you do yesterday?
yesterday? well, nothing much. i had breakfast with my dad and i played some games i hadn't played in a while.

2. How did you meet your best friend?
...i don't really have a best friend. i have a small circle of friends and i wouldn't call any of them my "best friend".

3. Tell us about a dream you've had.
umm, let me think...uhhh...well, there's this one time i dreamed i was an airplane. like, I was THE airplane. and i exploded in the sky.

4. Do you have feelings for anyone? Tell us a little about them.
hah! that's a joke, right? i don't like anyone.

5. What do you do for work?
well, at the moment i'm not working. i start university in fall and i'd like to be a translator.

 

[Lumina]

1. What did you do yesterday?

Uh...fuck if I know, man, I can't remember what I fuckin' had for dinner yesterday.

2. How did you meet your best friend?

I...don't have a best friend?

3. Tell us about a dream you've had.

I don't remember my dreams.

4. Do you have feelings for anyone? Tell us a little about them.

Nah, totally don't. And if I did I wouldn't exactly want to speak up about it.

5. What do you do for work?

I don't.

 

[Poki]

1. What did you do yesterday?
Еми, правих се, че спя цял ден, а после играх на лаптопа до 7-8 сутринта. Нищо ново.

2. How did you meet your best friend?
Запознахме се в даскало.

3. Tell us about a dream you've had.
Не ми се занимава.

4. Do you have feelings for anyone? Tell us a little about them.
Не.

5. What do you do for work?
Нищо. Ученичка съм, но това лято ще започна работа някъде, за да си имам джобни без да ми се налага да искам от наще.

 

[Fun Size]

1. What did you do yesterday?
Um yesterday I hung out with some friends at a B-day party (not mine) and yyeeeaaahhh...



2. How did you meet your best friend?
I don't know like right now I don't really have a "best friend".


3. Tell us about a dream you've had.
Oh god um ok so... I gotta think... (awkward silence). Nope nope I can't remember any dream. I thought for like 5 whole minutes and nothing. I'm like an empty soul.

4. Do you have feelings for anyone? Tell us a little about them.
Yeah actually I was just talking to my friend about this one girl that I like named -----. She's a little taller than me, but then again everyone is basically taller than me. She also has a more ovally head and my friend says she's a *****, but I don't know she's always nice to me so.

5. What do you do for work?
Phhh who needs work when you have school to deal with?