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A sniper goes to a gun shop to buy a new scope. Owner: "This scope can see as far as a kilometre, you can see my house up there on the hill". The sniper looks through the scope to look at the man's house, "I see a naked man and a naked woman in your house". The man looks through the scope too and hands the sniper 2 bullets. "You can have the scope for free if you shoot my wife's head off and that guy's penis off". The sniper agrees, takes the bullets, aims, fires, and then returns one bullet. The shop keeper asks why he didn't take the second shot, and which one did he hit, to which he replied, "Oh. I got them both in one shot".
one of my big crushes had a boyfriend and I flirted with her for the better part of, like, a month or so (and she reciprocated). then she broke up with the boyfriend. then she wouldn't date me. Life Is Confusing
one of my big crushes had a boyfriend and I flirted with her for the better part of, like, a month or so (and she reciprocated). then she broke up with the boyfriend. then she wouldn't date me. Life Is Confusing
A fair few tight situations. haha. Never with people I shouldn't be with, just in times or places I shouldn't be. Think cars, tents, classrooms, storerooms, ...yeaaaaaah. Haha. Never really got in trouble for anything though.
...oh and several years ago now I kissed a dude as a bet while I had a girlfriend but I don't really count that since there was nothing in it.
I did. Almost got my ass beat for it. Woops. Telling a girl that she looks very nice today WHILE she's kissing her boyfriend usually isn't the best idea, but ya know, all I'm going to say is "Worth". The reward was greater than the risk.
Today, at 2:00 am, by brother, a friend and I went for a night time walk. We were talking and strolling near a park when we started hearing some strange noise. We kept walking and ignored it. Then it came back and we saw a car bobbing up and down next to us and a girl look out throughout the window. She blushed and we started laughing uncontrollably. We kept walking and a few seconds later the car passed us, going towards the main road.
I went hiking with my (at the time) girlfriend. Long story short, we should have paid more attention to our surroundings because those shrubs were much shorter than I thought and there was a road directly behind them.
Didn't notice until a cyclist literally rode straight past us.
Oops.