5 things to put into a pentagram to summon you...

[Lucid]

I believe you meant to say chest melons

lol paige please tell me you took that picture

I did.

 

[curiousnathan]

This is my favourite thread ever created.

> Jack Falahee
> Stethoscope
> A single, tennis ball
> A diamond
> A tube of Pringles

 

[Her]

• antidepressants
• vinyl record of any cher album but preferably cher (1987)
• complete box set of will & grace
• my retainer
• a copy of portal 2

 

[dad]

- hot cheetos/ white cheddar popcorn
- stephen curry
- a collection of my favorite albums by umo, modest mouse, mac demarco, and specifically boys don't cry by frank ocean
- a french bulldog
- burts bees chapstick

aka a list of things to advertise on a white van passing through my neighborhood

 

[Sun]

Here's the black magic to summon this bastard. >:)

• Drinks
• Pokémon
• Good music, regardless of genre.
• My cat
• -SECRET-

 

[bill flibby]

To summon this random, useless guy, put the following items onto the points of the pentagram.

• half-used pack of cigarettes
• beef
• a laptop or phone charger
• an empty notebook/diary
• vodka or tequila

All the while taking shots of liquor and incanting,

You're the best around, and nothing's gonna ever keep you down,

preferably with a VHS of Karate Kid playing, singing along with the film.

 

[Bidoof FTW]

To summon the wild Bidoof, one must put these 5 items into their at-home pentagram. (professional pentagrams are preferred but beggars can't be choosers so)

• Weed
• Shia Labeouf
• a Wii U with SSB4 and Mario Kart
• user Eros
• approximately 10 memes of the dank variety

 

[Bellsprout]

- 1 sexy black man with no stds
- plan b
- king size bed with black silk bedding
- a cooler of beverages and snacks
- handcuffs

:)

 

[Zoroark Cutie]

• Some sweets
• Ice cream
• A glass of hot chocolate
• Sugar
• Leaves

Curse my sweet tooth for 4 of the 5 on my list.

 

[Circuit]

If you need a ninja to silently carry out your escapades, then apply the following:

• Weed/Shisha
• Alcohol
• Nagi
• A cat
• Cola

 

[Keiran]

To summon me, first you would need to make a Puntagram. The 5 objects you would knead are;

• a loaf of rye bread
• a shiny mew
• villager amiibo
• a Minions™ tampon
• global warming

 

[Sydian]

Crown Royal
Petilil
Fries with ranch
Hula hoop
Flower crown

 

[Fockereller]

some humans and a goat

 

[Nah]

Some of you are hella hard to summon, like where am I supposed to get some of this shit?

....at least Spiff's easy

a shiny mew

Does it have to be legit tho?

a Minions™ tampon

At first I was like "no way, this really exists?"......and then was like, ".....yeah they would make that"

 

[Lucid]

Spiff's was bs. I threw a perfectly good pack of bacon on the floor for that shit.

 

[mew_nani]

So any five things in a pentagram? Geez, y'all are such commoners. Here is MY list for summoning criteria:

• Sapphire
• Holy Water
• Master Ball
• Enemy Skill Materia (fully loaded)
• A Slice of Pizza with Pepperoni and Mushrooms

...Yeah, I'm probably not getting summoned any time soon. Eh well.

 

[Meganium]

~ a dolphin necklace
~ 1lb of gummi worms
~ a Meganium plushie
~ a book (any book really)
~ any merch from NASCAR.

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

-That Serena figure they sold in Japan for a brief while (because no Leaf figures and Serena is a close #2)
-Some "Cute Girls Doing Cute Things" anime DVD
-Quality Inns/Choice Hotels Travel & Vacation Directory
-Scale model of a Buick Roadmaster (I've seen one on eBay recently)
-McDonald's Fries

 

[Detox]

• McNuggets
• Designer socks
• My music collection
• A portrait of Janelle Monáe
• Whiskey

 

[Ashes to Ashes]

Intoxicants, David Bowie, comics, music, and a soccer ball.

Feel like something NSFW should be in there somewhere.