Glad I found this thread because I have a rather....odd predicament. It's one of "those" problems involving those of the female persuasion, something I've never, ever, been good at, and I'm not ashamed to admit it, but this is just ridiculous.
I'll start at the beginning, I live in a house with 6 other people, all around my age, sort of like a collage dorm without the collage. From my first day there, one of the women (who I'll nickname Crystal from now on) has made countless advances to me, usually involving either surprise hugging me or just plain sitting on my lap and grinding my leg. I mainly ignored it, occasionally throwing a humored remark when I was in a good mood. A short while after I moved in, Crystal's older sister (who I'll nickname Amy) moved in. Amy and I almost immediately became great friends, and in about 2 weeks we started dating. However, Crystal never stopped her advances, even though I repeatedly told her to stop. I asked Amy to reel in her sister, but she replied "I dunno, she's never really been with anyone before, maybe you should get with her too." I was a little surprised by her statement, but quickly dismissed it as sarcasm. That is, until a few days ago. I was walking around the house at midnight-ish when I heard voices coming from Amy's room, and noticed that her, Crystal, and the house's last female resident that is rarely seen as she is always hiding, were all talking. Me being the Curious George that I am, I eavesdropped on their conversation, and subsequently royally crapped myself. They were talking about how they were all attracted to me, and "to make sure that no-one feels rejected or left out," they were planning to convince me to go out with all three of them. All. Three. Of. Them.
What the HELLdo I do about this?! Whenever I try to think of a solution my brain just BSOD's. I mean, yes, they're all good people to hang around with (including miss 'hides in dark corners' as I'm one of the two guys she talks with, although I didn't think she thought of me like THAT), and I enjoy spending time with them, but part of me sees that as a bit...wrong. Part of me says no, it'll only cause problems, but another part of me says yes as they're practically plotting things out together. Please help before I do something ungodly stupid.
(looking at this post, I wonder if this is actually within the guidelines...)