How the hell did I not get that VM? Neither on the Android app nor when I signed onto the forums earlier in work nor now as I sit here at home.
PC JUST DOESN'T UNDERSTAND OUR LOVE
OF SPAMMING EACH OTHER!
Speaking of that thread, I was bored in work, so I went onto PC with the Android application. Saw that you posted that thread, tried to figure out how to sticky it on my phone, and failed. So I figured since there was a perfectly good computer behind me, I would use that. Stood up, started to walk, and the chair I was sitting on followed me.
I got stuck to the chair. :c
Your hero, Jax, gets stuck to chairs.
PLZ TO BE TEXTING ME. Especially when I'm in work (my hours stay the same so I can just send you my hours and then you'll know foreveeeeeeer). It'll be more hilarious then because of my text ringtone. It's Pinkie Pie screaming "HELP!" So just imagine me standing in the aisle with a screaming pony in danger.
Buh-baw. I swore I would go a VM without some mentioning of ponies. :c
So it's not like my shithole town where there's nothing to do? The only fun thing to do in the entire state is drive around and find out how many businesses have left Connecticut and yet are still in business in every other state.
This state sucks.
But you're in grad school! You're supposed to eat and drink and live like crap.
The first story I typed was about a king and that was all I remember. But I typed it on a typewriter because my mother was afraid I would break the computer because it was new and shiny!
But the first story I typed on a computer was about a fox who lived in a forest and had an owl for a friend. I wrote it on the side because I did have ideas to write about four cats who traveled around America and visited every state and had adventures.
...Apparently, I was a furry in my younger days.
At least your stories had a plot.
Maybe you just like seeing me in leather.
Yeah. Get that image out of your mind now.
Serenity's keyboard sounds like it's been taking hints from my keyboard and mouse. Both will just randomly stop working for a few seconds without warning, so I'll be typing along happy as can be, glance back, and see that there are letters missing everywhere.
But...well, this computer is the best one to run the Sims 2, and...****. I need to take a screenshot of how many sims live in the Wiggin house. There are currently fifteen Sims/pets living in that one house. I wish to kill some of them at times, and gleefully dance for joy every time one of them gets closer to death.
Oh, so Bill and Lanette are kind of like Andy and Angel. Because Andy gets really dense ideas sometimes and runs off to do them, and Angel is all ":|" as he follows him around to see the results of said dense ideas.
I should mention that I have really odd ideas, though mine are of the Jackass variety. Who else would take a running jump to land on a milk crate, slide down the aisle, and then crash into a grocery cart?
How have I not been fired yet?
SPEAKING OF WHICH!
Card's being ridiculous about Shakespeare.
Also, there's the best summary of Exile in the comments: It's all about Ender whining. And I agree, because while that book gave me so many plot bunnies I can't write them all, reading through it just makes me want to smack the boy repeatedly upside the head while telling him to shut up. And then realizing that no wonder the boy is so screwed up! Everyone is telling him to be straight!
So Angel smacks him and then they have the wonderful gay sex which is so amazing that no one would ever have straight sex ever again.
That's what Card says.
I mean that Card says that all gay sex is amazing that if people try it they will never have straight sex again. Not that Card said that about Andy/Angel sex. Though he might have. And the thought of that is so amazing that I'm snorting in laughter.
Yes that's where I'm ending this VM.