Note: Much shorter than avtual piece.
Because so many Irish parents lack jobs that provide enough money to support their children, they are constantly on the street, begging for money. Meanwhile, their children are learning how to steal off of emigrants. This creates a problem for England, because there are too many Irish kids. Every year, hundreds of thousands of Irish babies are being born. Subtracting the ones that fail to survive, we are left with about 120,000 babies to be supported.
A baby can be fed with breastmilk for only about a year, then the parents are out on the streets, begging for food. However, I have a solution to this problem.
I have been told by an American that a one-year-old infant can be a great delicasy. Therefore, I believe that for every 120,000 infants born, 20,000 be saved for breeding, and the rest sold. Not only will my plan provide exquisite food, but decrease the too-large Catholic population.
Here are some key points to my plan:
Inkeepers serving fat kids will get better reputation. The mother of a sold child will profit and can hold a job until new pregnancies.
Baby skin can be used for boots or gloves.
Women will take better care of their babies to make them nice, fat, and juicy.
'Men would treat women as livestock, not beating, swearing, or fighting them much.'
Only young and tender children will be sold. Older children tend to be too built, or close to breeding age anyway.
Super-important- there would be no more need for poor tax on property.
There is no personal reason to sell our son, he's too loud.
*Made for Junior High School literay