Edin

Hello, my name is Edin. You may also call me Ethe or Taikun, for I am not very picky when it comes to who calls me what.

My serious demeanor is often interposed with un-witty immaturity and lame jokes you're not likely to understand, I just don't know how to balance the two sides of my personality. I also have a complex about my gender. While it shouldn't be *too* hard to figure out what I am, I try my hardest to appear gender-neutral. I don't particularly care for my private bits.

I obsess over good grammar, but don't let my familiarity with big words fool you. I am a master at making typos. I make them often. "Spell-check" and "Edit" are my best friends. I try to better my writing by spending most of my time creating smutty fanfiction, participating in dirty roleplays, and playing eroge visual novels. I have a distaste for yaoi and het, meaning most of anything I produce is yuri-centered.

Fickle-minded and indecisive, I like just about everything and hate everything else more. Before Ghost-type Pokemon I obsessed over Flying types, and before that I was arrogant enough to call myself a Grass-type master. This shouldn't make you worry. I'm always passionate about anything that I like at the moment.

See also: Gyakuten Saiban
See also: Vocaloid
See also: Pokemon

Last but not least, my favorite phrases to describe myself are "techno junkie" and "hikikomori otaku". Yes, I like thumping, Ecstasy laced rave music. No, I am not a hairy, cave-like basement dweller. I shave, and the basement is too dark for my tastes so I seldom go down there. I prefer to spend my days on the couch.

"Couch potato" isn't the right word, but it's the first word that comes to mind.

Okay, I lied. I wasn't being completely honest just then when I said "last but not least". Actually, the "least" part is true. I only lied about the "last" part. I'm not completely done with this long-winded bio (who is going to read all this, anyway?). I have to give credit to Chuck Palahnuik, because I stole a few of his literary devices when creating this bio. Palahnuik is my second favorite author. Sorry, Chuck. My first favorite author is Kurt Vonnegut, so it goes.

Vocaloid, Gyakuten Saiban, Asian Electronic Music, Electronic music in general, Touhou, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Asian R&B, yuri, /u/, Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Rune Factory, Science, Art, Professor Layton, SSBB