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Chapter 3: Fear "Hello, and welcome to the first ever episode of 'Survivor: Dude, Where Are We?'. In case you can't tell from the title, our captain got a wee bit drunk, and crashed the boat on this island. It doesn't help matters any that it happened in the middle of the night, either...

flaming psychotic ninjas around the

The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang (Definitely not for kids! :P )

I like me lots of variety! :) 1. What Are You Waiting For? - Gwen Steffani 2. Ready To Die - Andrew WK 3. Days Go By - Dirty Vegas 4. In The End - Linkin Park 5. Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz 6. Matrix Fight Music - ??? 7. All Star - Smash Mouth 8. Puke - Eminem 9. Worry About You - Ivy 10. Can't...

I say cats, because they don't drool all over you! :P

Oooh, good question. Steak can be delicious with just the right amount of salt, but it doesn't taste good drenched in hot sauce. (Mmmmm, buffalo wings...) Chicken all the way!

My resolution is to spread the good word of Bob Dole even more next year. Merchandise, merchandise, merchandise, people! I'm talking bumper stickers, action figures, rap songs and cereal boxes! Shoes, video games, billboards and toasters! It'll be huge! HUGE I SAY!

I don't shake - that tells you too little. Instead, I prefer to grope my presents! ^_^ Here's me on Christmas Eve: "Game, game, sweatshirt, game, Donkey Konga, alarm clock, 24 Season Three, gun, drugs..." All it takes is 3 minutes, and BOOM, I know what I'm getting. Heh, Christmas has...

w00t And Pizzown...Know em', love em', use em'! Like this: Bob Dole Pizzowns You! w00t!

I have to do 5 projects over winter break... For some odd reason, the teachers at my school don't understand that the purpose of winter break is...hang on, this might be shocking to some people...TO HAVE A FRICKIN BREAK! A BREAK!!! *Ahem* Yeah, I get a lot of homework. Thankfully, I also...

At our last cult meeting, my friends and I sacrificed a small GOAT! ^_^ -_^ *Ahem* Halo 2 is a great, solid game. The single player was a serious let down, but the Multiplayer keeps me coming back for more everyday. But, I also own a GameCube, and hopefully I'll be getting Metroid Prime...

I like every type - you should hear the last CD I burned! It goes from Moby to Weird Al to Eminem to Kill Bill in less than ten minutes!

You know, eventually, somebody's going to invent a magic Pok?ball style device that you can attach to anything. That way, if you want to move your 30 inch plasma screen tv over to a friend's house for a sleep over, you just shrink it, walk to your friend's place, and bring it back to it's...

I can't blame ya for waiting... Other than Feel The Magic XY/XX and Super Mario DS, there are no noteworthy DS games out right now. Which is actually really disappointing, considering the great lineup of games that were out for the GBA's launch. :\

Heh, ok, in my own defense, this story does have Pok?mon elements in it. I posted another story called, "The Pellet Town Heist", in your fan fiction board a while ago, and it was never moved. (It was even less Pok?money than this one... :P) So, I figured I had the right forum for this story...