PMG

I was born to a wealthy family of aristocratic nobles, in a kingdom far away. However my evil uncle wanted to wrest power for himself, so he had my family killed. I was able to escape into the forest thanks to my mother. There I was raised by the animals where I gained the strength of the bear, the speed of the deer, and the cunning of the fox. After twenty years, I was able to stage an elaborate coup with the help from my animal friends. I defeated my uncle in a climactic duel atop the castle's tower, and now peace has been restored to the kingdom. Then I found the internet, ignored the needs of my people because of said internet, and now find myself sent floating adrift. Luckily I found an internet connection, so everything's fine!

Vidya games, natch. And... watching TV I guess. Dogs are cool, I like dogs.