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...and poured a pint of lager on its pearl. So, a Beartic comes into the bar...

Fennekin, Ember on that Chespin!

Pikachu was eating cake when suddenly an Arbok asked him to steal some feet from a Pokemon Called Spinarak who has a sombrero on his head. So now Spinarak decided to tapdance on what some Rattata killed someone on, a platform which could make them commit suicide, but a murder case was conducted...

Raging Electivire Constantly Implodes Precariously MARIO

Granted, but that Azurill always hurts itself in battle and faints. I wish for X and Y to be released on DS...

Weird looking.... Stunfisk. What is that thing?

Okay... Inciniger.. (incinerate+tiger)... I'm not good at this.

My Pyroar uses Flamethrower and cooks that piece of ice-cream.

Banned because Temari is not a Pokemon :(

Banned because that Lucario in your siggy is not eating cupcakes..

Totodile - 56 Vileplume - 36 (ATTACK) Chatot - 30 Gliscor - 40 Shaymin - 16 (SAVE) Nincada - 2

I command my Gyarados to use Waterfall!

Um... they all have a base friendship of 70? I'm not sure... Try this one - Ekans Masquerain Mega Manectric Salamence Landorus Stantler This one is too easy..

When you think about Pokemon in Biology class.

3. Accelgor - he be fast. 145 base speed. Come on.