staniel

Stan sells sea shells by the sea shore in Florida. Actually it's the gulf shore, but whatever, semantics. I've lived in Florida my entire life, aside from a 6 month stint as a coal miner in Maryland, and I enjoy strange and difficult jobs. My favorite color is red, I've never watched the entirety of the Godfather movies and I absolutely hate wasabi.

I like to collect golden age science fiction paperbacks, going for a jog at my local park, and watching cruddy old horror movies.