Webdemon

Meh! I just started this site. (Thinking it's a place where so called competitive battling, even though nothing competitive about a luck based game AT ALL.)

And after about 2 weeks of looking at the forums and trying to get away from tiered battling and just wanting to play a game the way it was meant to be played. I find myself IMMEDIATELY regretting joining this site. Why?

Everyone does tiered/clause battling.

Why?

Cause apparently it's fair and balanced (I call hypocritical bullshyt. Fuk me like a St.Bernard.)

Why?

Cause apparently it's set in stone (Again hypocritical bullshyt. Fuk me like a St.Bernard.)

Why?

It's exists solely to keep people who "ACTUALLY" play the game (I.E Me and game developers) the way it was meant to be played out of it.

Therefore if you're reading this and are thinking "Wow this guy is so childish." You're probably part of the system and/or the cause of it. This is what I get for trusting Youtube to point me in the right direction when it comes to trying to find a place to play a normal online game were tourneyfags haven't ruined it.

So I'm just going to go out and say it cause soldiers in Iraq are fighting for the right to say whatever the fuk I want to say so fuk the rules. I'm claiming Patriotism for this rant.

I hate each and every last one of you for allowing Brain man to brain wash you into using tiered battling. That asswhole has ruined my fave childhood memory for the last time. I will make it bucket list mission to personally obliterate and destroy tourneyfags like him that take a game and spit on it by doing tourney style online battling. This is complete bullshyt! Why do this to game freak?

Is it so hard to try to play a game the way it was meant to be played? Is so fuking difficult just to use your brain to find an effective way to beat your opponent? Is it that fuking hard? There's literally no fuking reason to justify turning game into something that's it shouldn't even be whether it's serious or not.

This bullshyt is beyond ridiculous at this point, Alienate me for all I care, But you know you're wrong for allowing some basement dweller to tell you what Pokemon you have to use.

Smogon and websites that promote tiered battling as far as I'm concerned are nothing more than the Pokemon version of the WBC (Westboro Baptist Church). They ban things that they don't like and force their opinions into something that as retarded as giving fat people handicap placards (Seriously? Fuk you asswholes. You're just too lazy to park far away enough for you to use your legs. If anything you should be parking farther than everybody God dam else. YOU NEED THE EXERCISE!)

Call me what you will, In the end you're only proving me right! So you know what! Fuk off and leave me alone if you're going to talk about Pokemon in a "competitive (And I use that term lightly)" battling manner. Or better yet! Unless you want to play me with your faves! Deja me en paz hijos de puerras!

One more thing. Chalk this one up to "Anger issues." and I don't plan to see a therapist about it. (as it's the whole reason I'm still alive. My anger keeps me from being a pussie and defending myself and my principles.)

God has forsaken us fun gamers.

The usual. I just want to do non tiered battling with no clauses at all. Don't even mention the word metagame to me.....It just makes me wanna punch you with brass knuckles...I don't know. That word just rubs me the wrong way.