Let's get this SNOW on the road.
You're...hot? Warm? Not chrismasy enough :\
Yes, a grass type, which I do not want. Now get that thing away from me.
*****...You shoulda gone to Specsavers.
HO HO ****ING HOE.
That's kinky.
Sounds like a dream? But...there's no background music...
LEGENDARY POKEMON STARING CONTEST SHOWDOWN OH YEAH!
Hey...Hey you can't make noises to throw them off! That's cheating!
That doesn't mean you should fi...Oh...Eww.
That or I'm watching a Pokemon Hentai.
OBLIGATORY POTION GE--
There's no Potion.
No.
****ing.
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POTION.[/big][/big][/big]
Well I'd be able to check on my laptop over there if I hadn't smashed it to tiny pieces.
Horny?
Ah.
So...you don't want me to get any closer?
Rejection Count: 1
OHSHITIT'S****INGFREEZING
WHERE THE **** DID YOU COME FROM!?
...Egypt? Nice.
No, this is Patrick.
Wants ****ed?
Ah.
But...but that's a girl's name. Why do you have a girl's name?
Huh? WAIT NO I'M NOT READY!
**** COME BACK I FELL OFF!
Wait how did I get here?
So we're all gonna have an orgy? Awesome, this is just like my dream only with people!
...
Rejection Count: 2
IT IS IMPORTANT SO THEREFORE IT MUST BE DESTROYED.
Oh because Water is Super Effective against Rock. You are a very funny...Man? Girl? Leprechaun?
"...RAPE YOU!"
OKAY OKAY GOSH WHAT'S THE RUSH?
I CHOOSE YOU!
