292. NOTE: This WILL cost ALOT of money, so consider your other options before doing this.
That being said, have a mechaninc make you and your friends their very own custom MARIO KART, and have a REAL Mario Kart race inside the store. The only Items you can use are Bombs, since Blue Shells don't exist YET. All I'm gonna say, if you decide to race, that it's gonna feel more like MW3 than Mario Kart if you actually go through with this.
293. Go to Wal-Mart, get a job at Wal-Mart, then talk like this to every kid you see in the same creepy voice like this guy: RANDY MARSH FROM SOUTHPARK EVERYBODY!