Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

Granted, but as pokemon are brought into existence, humans are erased from existence.

I wish that I somehow had the power to stop ten hacked shiny rayquaza's and a missingno. from destroying my friends and I. *pokes you're banned thread*

Granted, but Over 9000 Glitch Pokemon come destroy you.
I wish there was a Poke-themed restaurant!

Granted, but they only sell fries!
I wish my DS was fixed.

Granted, but your Pokemon games doesn't work on it.

I wish my Milotic is real

Granted, but it's a robot!
I wish Nintendo make super cool Pokemon!

Granted, but you can only get it by winning the VGC and it's banned from all tiers. (Muahaha!)

I wish for a life size Wailord plushie! =D

Granted, but you got stuck under it for a year until the thing breaks...
I wish I can use the move Teleport or Counter!

Granted, but they both don't work.
I wish Genesect would be caught with the Master Ball without fail.(It was a glitch)

Granted, but now you can't catch anything without using the Master Ball.

mineox100 said:

Granted, but you got stuck under it for a year until the thing breaks...

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^I wish I'm free from my life size Wailord plushie.

Granted, but then the wind blows it and it rolls over you...
I wish my Teleport/Counter move worked!

Granted, you succesfully counter the attack of a level 4 rattata and teleport to flee from it.

I wish I was a were-pokemon!

Granted, it's a Mightyena that could stand up!
I wish... Game Freak made a Hoenn remake. (beat that Outkin!)

Granted, but I was the only person allowed to play it.

I wish I could light myself on fire without getting burnt XD

Outkin said:

Granted, but I was the only person allowed to play it.

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Aww... you got it...

Granted, but the fire was plastic!
I wish I get to play that Hoenn remake too!

Granted, but you hate it so much it ruins Pokémon for you forever.
I wish they had stopped at 400-some-odd Pokémon, instead of 649.

Granted, but Nintendo is delivering 249 more kinds of Pokemon.
I wish I knew who the Pokemon God is!

Granted, but then he turns you into a Sunkern.
I wish I had a bunch of plush Jirachi.

Granted, they then all wish you to disappear XD
I wish Magikarp is stronger

Granted....but Magikarp being strong confuses the PokeVerse, and hence every pokemon game blows up.

I wish that my pokemon games didn't blow up.

Granted, but they teleport away instead.
I wish Mario and Pokemon are one game.

Go Mario! Use Jump!