I'm guessing you do not love One Direction?
1. I had an albino rat as a pet once.
2. I own a black pillow with rainbow glitter all over it.
3. I've almost pet a wild deer before.
Hmm, I'm going to go with Albino Rat, I can see you having a black Pillow with a rainbow and the third one seems more plausible than the first.
1. I have over 500 followers on Twitter
2. I've got every Sims game to date
3. I own a dog.