Hi. I'm strange. Kthnxbye.
Your mom has to go out for the day, and she doesn't trust you in the house alone because you'll totally break her expensive china collection. LUCKILY, you have your neighbor Rebecca Black, who has hots for you, so your mom wants you to go to her house. BUT, you probably don't want that puffy, immature girl to sneakily kiss you, so your best friend bought you tickets to the cheapest and worst concert in the world. Would you rather make out with Rebecca Black, or watch a Justin Bieber Ft. One Direction + Kanye West concert?
Those are totally not unfair options :3