Stupid Pick up Lines!

You want REALLY stupid pick-up lines? You should hear what my dad says when he's drunk. They're so dumb and gross I can't say them. Good thing my parents are divorced now, or if my mom heard one of them, they'd be getting a divorce. Wait. I couldn't understand what I just said...

You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw me pee. (laugh profusely)

My bro once used this, bless 'im.

:laugh: That takes the cake for dumbest pick up line so far!

This is a lame one that someone told me

You remind me of a parking ticket, you've got fine written all over you

My dad once mumbled something about naked Twister once... I don't remember when.

I got one. Remember my name cause you'll be screaming it later. I know its lame

Randall

I got one. If most of you watch T.V, you'll know where it's from too.


Hey *looks you up and down* how you doin'?

LOL at Randall's pick up line XD

i heard one
do you like chocolate 'cause i got half a bar; full cream diary milk