The person below me has never...

I've used it on my Crystal ROM many times :P.
The person below me has never traded for trade evolutions (eg. Haunter -> Gengar, Kadabra -> Alakazam, etc.)

Wrong i think everyone has
TPBMHN has never had a team of all pokemon people consider UGLY PRobopass JYNX ect

are you sure?

The person below me has never used a cheating device to get 999 masterballs and 999 rare candies

True
the person below me has never gotten 5 Perfect 31 ivs on a poke :O!

Sadly, I always was more of a Charizard kind of girl (;
TPBMHN pictured having a realtionship with James

true when i was like 6
TPBMHN used a grass starter

Oh wow, you're right. The starters I've used are Squirtle, Charmander, Totodile, Mudkip and Torchic :P

TPBMHN used any of the Hitmons.

False, I used Hitmonchan for all my games. I'm grateful that the programmers made the elemental punches into physical attacks so 'Chan can no longer do abysmal damage with them due to a poor Special stat.

...oddly enough, I never knew Hitmonchan's attacks were that bad until I heard about it on a Let's Play.

TPBMHN been freaked out by Missingno. as a kid.

True, my first game was ruby.

The person who posts directly after I has never made design in one of their pc boxes using the pogeymanz they put in it.
(Iiiiii diiiiiiid ^o^ )

True.
TPBMHN caught a Shiny Roselia.

Totally true. :p

The person below me has never eaten marzipan.

Are you kidding!?!!? I love marzipan!

TPBMHN seen something explode in real life.

SO not true!
Actually it is...

TPBMHN has never heard of MissingNo.

Uh, false?

TPBMHN spent an afternoon in a library, actually reading something.

True cuz you know I have a life hunnies.

T(u)PBMHN seen a black man in the pokemon games.

Crap... That's true... GET TO IT NINTENDO! >=(

The next person posting right after I has never caught and trained a volbeat.

True. I've had no luck running into a Volbeat on my Ruby game.

The person below me has never tried a Pokemon contest.

False, I've been in many contests :D
('cept for the dpp ones, those seem annoying >.> )

The next person has never used a dunsparce against the elite four.