1,000 Cruel / Unusual / Silly Forms of Punishment

#25 never let the person eat pizza again.

#26 Let the person watch TV with only a black screen 24/7

#27. Be forced to watch your little sister smash your favorite pokemon game with a mallet over and over again

#29 Being poked for a entire week

#30 listening to the first beat of friday
#31 listening to the second beat of friday
#32 listening to the third beat of friday
etc.

going to school every day

#34 - Get locked in a room with the cast of Jersey Shore for eight hours.

#35 - Be forced to dress and act opposite of the gender you identify with for a day.
#36 - If the above is ineffective, be forced to dress and act the way you least enjoy.
#37 - Forced to watch 10 hours of Leek Spin, Nyan Cat, Hamster Dance, Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up", DBZ's "Over 9000" clip and all other classic internet memes until all are ruined for you.
#38 - Deprived of all Internet connections, cell phones, computers, electronics, games and other devices and given only a single Atari with Pong to play.

#39 - Be subjected to all of Pachy's punishments in succession.

#40- Watching every single episode of every Disney Channel sitcom since 2006.

#41 Being made to do the dishes with one hand tied behind your back.

#42: Being forced to listen to old men coughing for 9 hours

#42 eating the food you least like everyday for every meal for your whole life
#43 living in a tiny shack up way into the clouds on a island that grows smaller every year until the is just a small shack floating. You won't get hungry or thirsty in the shack and you can night jump down off the shack because you will be teleported back to the shack. Oh and you would live forever there.

Awww man. only can have up to 3 and no x-rated stuff? sigh. fine........
....their.


#44 you have to babysit a whole mansion of elderly people for 5yrs
#45 you have to be locked up in jail with justin beiber singing "baby baby baby ohhhh....."
#46 you have to sniff the entire wordls babies dirty diapers forever

#62: Your Nintendo 3DS can speak. You are forced to turn it on (and off) repeatedly.

*revives thread*
63. Watch Tidus Laughing for 10 whole uninterrupted hours.

#64 How did we jump 20 forms of punishment

Place their thumbs and pinky fingers (the little one!) into a vice and tighten it byu 2 turns every hour for 7 days

65. Get your least favorite things tattooed all over your body and deprived of any clothing capable of covering you more than modesty and comfort demands, so you cannot conceal these tattoos.

67.

Get stuck in a room with a copy of Pokemon Black and White, and 500 genwunners.