If the person above was a pokemon, which pokemon would they be? (v2.0!)

Rainy Garden of Fire.. Hmm.. Water, grass and fire, which means your type changes.. Therefore, you are a Castform. Or Kecleon. :P

Edit: Stole my eprson.. -___-. Your name sounds like Yanma. So you are a Yanma.

You're a Delcatty because i like Dragonair and Shaymin and i like Delcatty too.

Well, given that PARASITE Meowth has taken control of you, you are a Parasect, an insect taken over by a mushroom.

Okay then, you'd be Zapdos, because in your disabled signature, you have a picture of a Moltres that has been fused with a Zapdos.

Rain..garden...fire...Fire=Entei, Rain=Suicune and that leaves...Raikou. But Raikou isn't Grass type, so that singles him out. You're Raikou.

Purugly? PURUGLY? ;-;

You're Xatu, since Xatu and Xulek both start with X.

Houndoom, first thing that came up to me when I read you name. Because wolf, blade...yeah, I am unoriginal.

Your quirky nature...reminds me of my first Meowth.
Hence, you are Meowth.

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Heh heh, welcome to the club!
LIMANYA: Yeah! I'm Parasite Meowth, and I've taken control of Limanya. What's your special attribute?

You are possessed by a dark force, so I see you as Darkrai.

You're celebrating one year of PC's cutest oshawott.
That must be mine!
No, it's Julain?
Competition!
Almost like rivalry.
Such as the Ash-Gary relationship in the original anime.
In teh games, Gary used to have a Raticate.
But then Red/Ash killed it.
So, it's a ghost now.
Like a Gastly.
But since Gary doesn't reuinte with Gastly in Pokemon Tower, he must not be obtainable in Pokemon Tower. So, when it died, it must've become a Misdreavus. That Misdreavus is now a Mismagicus.
Hence, you are Mismagicus.

You are talking about cute Pokemon, I see you as a cute ghost - Yamask!

@darkpokeball Criticizing my cute Oshawott like that is bad.

Are you kidding? My Oshawott is far cuter than yours!
No, wait nevermind.
My MIJUMARU is way cuter than your measly Oshawott.
Yup, I went there.

And now you are a Primeape, because that probably made you slightly mad.

You look big and aggressive, like a Garchomp.

You seem rather social, so I'll call you a Zubat.

Ash is present in the signature, so you are Pikachu.

Well, given that you are very social and stuff, you remind me of...
A pokemon that's name escapes me at the moment!
So, you are a Numel, because in my Ruby, Numel's frequently use Amnesia. And a mild amnesia may have just hit me.
Wait...why am I typing?
Who am I?

You have just forgotten yourself, so I see you as Psyduck.