Darling Pachy, there is a reason why I don't have information about me on my profile or in my signature - I don't care. Furthermore, prior to reading your post, I thought no one else cared either. Forgive me for not caring about people not knowing useless information about me. However, I don't think you quite grasp the point of minimalism, my dear child. It's concise and therefore the less info, or text, the better :)
And, uh, Pichu2Pikachu2Raichu, that's a lovely little signature you got there. One line of text, boldly stating information (or in your case, your opinion) about the Windows XP operating system in a very minimalistic way. A true master at hand here, I feel like I know more about you now.
10/10
Beautiful.