I started off, got exeggcute from professor oak at level 5, I named it THE MAN!! And I challenged BLUE'S charmander
It wasn't too hard to defeat him considering I had barrage and hypnosis, but sadly those were going to be the only move's I would have for awhile xD.
Anyhoo I did some training in the first few routes and levelled up THE MAN!! I went to the shop in viridian city and got the parcel for oak which I delivered and got the pokedex. I then started my long journey through viridian forest where I died or ran out of barrage PP many times and had to go all the way back
After that extravaganza I finally made it to pewter city where I challenged Brock after even some more training and dying...
And eventually after a few losses I defeated brock and got my first gym badge! Defeating onyx was quite a struggle... literally... I had to use struggle xD But I got the Boulderbadge and the TM for bide.
Then the thing I was dreading was up next... Mt. Moon... Oh the horror, but anyways the treck through mt moon was harsh, dying even more times than in viridian forest but besides that it wasn't too bad, I eventually made it through and proceeded to go to Misty's gym!
Compared to Brock Misty was far far far easier considering barrage could actually do more than 1 damage so Misty was a piece of cake, a tasty piece of cake. Thus I got the Cascadebadge from Misty and the pointless tm for bubblebeam (useless because THE MAN!! can't learn it).
Then it was time to continue. I went onto nugget bridge where I challenged BLUE again and of course won because THE MAN!! is a total beast (and I had potions xD).
I then went through and defeated nugget bridge and the stupid grunt at the end.
I also defeated every trainer from there until bill's house where I changed him back into a human, got the ticket for the S.S. Anne and saw his Eeveelution pokedex entries.
Then I made my way through the underground tunnel popped out at route 6 where I lost a few times to a bunch of trainers but after I got passed route 6 I came across Vermillion city! I went on the S.S. Anne, Battled a few trainers, beat blue... again and got HM1 from the cut captain seasick dude!
I returned to route 6 to catch an oddish to teach cut! I named the oddish WEED.
I then used WEED's power's to slice that stupid tree in front of the 3rd gym (Why would anyone plant a tree in the middle of only path to get to their gym?)
I then got passed Lt. Surge's stupid maze thing and challenged him to a battle!
I defeated his pokemon with ease, not quite as easy as Misty however. His raichu was a pain in the butt but his voltorb was my least favorite, probably because of sonicboom...
And thus I defeated Surge and got the thunderbadge!!
And after selling a few worthless TMs I bought 12 super potions for later challenges that I may need them for!
I then decided it was time to face my fear and enter rock tunnel... without flash.
It was dark...
Yet I prevailed and got through and emerged outside lavender town!
I first went to celadon city and did most off all that I was supposed to do there, I also bought a leaf stone for THE MAN!! (I didn't evolve it yet though)
Then it was time for me to use weed to cut down yet another inconveniently placed tree to get to Erika's gym and challenged her!.
She was quite easy besides the fact that she poisoned me every few turns, but since I bought the TM for egg bomb it allowed me to get some stronger hits on her pokemon. So I won and obtained the Rainbowbadge and the TM for mega drain!
I went to the game corner and found Team Rocket's not so hidden switch under the poster, I went through and eventually came to everybody's favorite part... Spinny panel things!
Thankfully I had the speed button on my emulator which sped up this process greatly! So I got the lift key and challenged giovanni for the first time.
He wasn't hard... at all... THE MAN!! had learned solarbeam by then and easily took out every one of his pokemon.
I then decided that I should go to Fuchsia City completely forgetting about Saffron city, but I also remembered that I never actually got the bike so I caught a pidgey and flew like a glorious ninja all the way back to get a bike!
I got the bike and flew back like a glorious ninja and went on cycling road, defeated most of the bikers (even though I lost a lot also xD) and reached Fuchsia city.
Of course the first thing I did was challenge the gym leader! The one and only ninja master dude KOGA!!
Who was quite a challenge considering poison is good against grass... But after a bunch of losses I won and received the Soulbadge!!
I then evolved THE MAN!! It was quite a glorious process to see him change... Now... he is UNBEATABLE!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! JUST LAY YOUR EYES UPON THE GLORY THAT IS EXEGGUTOR!!!
I then went through the safari zone and eventualy found the hidden house and his golden teeth. I returned his teeth to him and he gave HM04 STRANTH!! Which I couldn't use because I didn't beat whats-her-face from saffron city...
So I decided to return to celadon, buy a drink for the guard and enter into saffron city! First thing I did when I got there was get the TM for psychic from Mr. Psychic to teach to THE MAN!! This would give me a great advantage towards team rocket's obsession for poison types. I entered the Silph Co. and slowly found my way around it! Blue challenged me and of course I won (Because blue sucks)
Afterwards I got a lapras from some fine fellow and decided that lapras would be my HM slave for surf and strength. Shortly after I went to challenge Giovanni for the second time.
Of course since my grass types destroy his ground types and psychic destroy his poison types it was extremely easy.
The head of Silph Co. gave me the master ball... which is completely useless since I can't catch any other pokemon.
So now that team rocket was gone I could challenge sabrina which I did ASAP! After getting past her telepads I finally reached her and challenged her to a battle.
She was harder than I expected but I still won fairly easily and got the Marshbadge (Honestly I don't know why Koga doesn't have the marsh badge as he lives near the safari zone and he is poison type... but anyways)
I then challenge that other "not really gym" with the fighting dudes just for some spare EXP. And with psychic it was no problem.
I then FLEW all the way to pallet town surfed across the oceans with lapras and docked at Cinnabar Island to challenge Blaine, but since he is a total troll he hid his key in the pokemon mansion so I walked around in there for a few minutes and eventually found the key (Gosh I hate puzzles). I then swiftly went through his gym answering the very simple questions that were asked and eventually reached the pimp himself, Blaine. (Whose sprite in the gym looks honestly very boring and fat for such a sharp dressed man)
And even though he had the type advantage I still won and got my 7th badge! The Volcanobadge is now mine!!
I then knew what had to be done, I had to challenge the mysterious 8th gym leader (ooo I wonder who it is). I flew to Viridian city and did stuff to get to him... the one and only GIOVANNI (This game is full of plot twists, why can't the newer games be like that...)
Who yet again I defeated easily because of THE MAN!!'s sheer power!! (Psychic and Solarbeam)
Now I have all 8 gym badges and decided to take on victory road and the POKEMON LEAGUE!!!
I passed through all the guards...
I fought Moltres and of course won, but alas I lost my data and had to restart victory road from the start and the second time I did not fight moltres.
Then I finally escaped that wretched place(guh I hate victory road) And then... it was time to take on the Pokemon League
First off I bought some stuff with the 97k that I had just to ensure that I wouldn't die. Then I entered into the first room and started the challenge.
THE POKEMON LEAGUE
-----LORELEI-----
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Not too hard, solarbeam took out her half water type pokemon easily.
-----DEFEATED-----
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-----BRUNO-----
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Extremely easy, psychic for his fighting types and solarbeam for onyx made this overconfident potato eat dust!
-----DEFEATED-----
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-----AGATHA-----
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This granny didn't stand a chance, psychic wiped her out with no effort whatsoever.
-----DEFEATED-----
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"'*-_-*LANCE*-_-*'"
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This lil fellow was probably the hardest so far, his dragonite's hyperbeam took THE MAN's health down quite a lot, but still I won.
*-_-*DEFEATED*-_-*
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THE MOMENT HATH COME
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THE CHAMPION
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'"'*-_-*
BLUE*-_-*'"'
'"'*-_-*'"'*-_-*'"'*-_-*'"'
WHO HATH BEEN
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DEFEATED
!!!
!!!THE HALL OF FAME!!!
THE END
Twas fun, I should do that again!