Ryan smiled at the staggering Miltank, who had started yelling about a Joy seed and a Plusle.
Somebody's been drinking a little too much milk, eh? But he seems to be a nice guy, I should stick with him for a while.
Milran continued to laugh, his mind totally going out of control. The milk was starting to affect him, badly. His whole body shook as he led the Snover walking away from Janna's berry farm.
"So, what else do you need to know eh? Mind you, I know quite a few things. Especially medicine," Milran stopped to let a hiccup out. "I may not look like it but I am a qualified doctor, you know. Ha! Can you believe it? Milran, a doctor?!" Milran laughed, obviously oblivious to his surroundings. It was too late when he realized he was on a path of a touring Houndoom. Neither the two of them saw each other. It was a huge bump, which sent the Miltank on the floor.
"Hey! What was that for?!" The Houndoom angrily snapped. Flames started forming on its mouth.
"Moo?" Milran answered, his mind going confused for a moment. "Oh, haha. A flaming Houndoom. Haha."
Ryan quickly helped Milran up, and looked at the angry Houndoom, who was already snorting flames from his fiery nostrils.
"I'm so sorry, sir! My -em- friend here is just a little -er- sleepy, thats all. Again, sorry about that, sir."
Just as he finished his sentence, Milran broke free of his grip and titled his head, looking at the Houndoom. He smiled. "Oh, look at the little fiery puppy! You like fire, don't you, little guy? Ha. Fire Puppy. Ha."
"REPEAT WHAT YOU JUST SAID?" the enraged Houndoom barked at the Miltank.
"Okay, let's not get angry here, Milran is just-"
He winced as the wolf-like Pokemon slammed into his stomach, knocking the wind out of him.
"Oof!" Milran was knocked onto the ground again by the Houndoom as the Houndoom turned to him after knocking the Snover to the ground. This time, it hurt the partially-drunk Pokemon. "Hey, overgrown fire puppy! That- hic- excuse me, hurt! Actually!" Milran stood up and dusted himself. "Nobody messes with the Miltank!" Milran rushes towards the Houndoom. "Body Slam!" Milran screamed as he leaped towards the Houndoom.
However, the Houndoom nimbly sidestepped the attack and used another Flamethrower on the Miltank, hitting it point-blank. "Ow. Ow!"
Ryan stood up, still dizzy from the impact. He shook his head, and looked angry at the Houndoom.
Well that was uncalled for. If that guy wants a fight, he's getting one.
Quickly running up to the Houndoom, his arm glowing blue, Ryan smashed a well-placed Wood Hammer onto the Pokemon's head. As the Houndoom staggered backwards, he quickly helped Milran onto his feet.
"Um, doctor? I think I'm gonna need a little help with our friend here..."
"Uhm, huh? Ow, the fire puppy," Milran looked around and spotted the Houndoom reeling back. "I got this." Milran curled into a ball and started rolling. He crashed into the Houndoom which sent them both sprawling, heads over heels. However, the Houndoom quickly went back to his feet. He's obviously still hurt from the two attacks. However, Milran, drunk as he is, found it hard to stand up. His head and vision was swimming. Remind me to not attack anyone in a drunken state.
He placed two hooves on the ground and steadied himself. "All right." The attack helped clear his head, partially. "Gyro Ball!" Milran started spinning, quickly. He crashed into the Houndoom once again. "All right, you get what you-hic- asled." The Miltank cracked his knuckles. He walked towards the fallen Houndoom, rather unsteadily.
"You mess with a bad guy, that's just fine. However, mess with a drunk and bad guy, you're done for," Milran said, striking the Houndoom with his paw. "Body Slam!" Milran jumped up and landed on the Houndoom. The dog fainted.
Milran staggered backward as another impact shook his head. Another one of those and he'll pass out. He can barely stay awake.
"Señor Cow!" He heard a voice shout, piercing through the normal hubbub and buzz of the town.
Haha, it's the Plusle.
"I'm here, little Plusle! I've got an Apple for you, haha!" Soon enough, Milran was already snoring, the milk finally taking effect.
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