Misty: Oh, Psyduck, your the smartest, most powerful Pokemon in the world!!! i love you!
Brock: Hey, Misty i just realized your a girl! Will you go out with me?
Ash: Pikachus evolving!
Team Rocket: Here you go boss every legendary Pokemon in the world! and even that Pikachu
Ash: I wonder how Pikachu tastes...*eats Pikachu* yum!!!
Brock: I HATE WOMEN!!!
Pikachu: Ash! your a freakin moron! i hate you! i want a trainer thatll let me evolve! your an IDIOT!!! im gonna join Team Rocket!!!
Ash: Hey Pikachu, you can talk!