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How would your character/s react if a pack of Sentret with flamethrowers, Chanseys with chainsaws, Hoppips with nerve gas and Pichus with axes ran towards this/these said character/s at a ridiculous speed?
Latias and Latios would fly away at supersonic speeds, and I'm pretty sure Ren would tag along for the ride. Kairn would probably run to meet them, get hit by a teargas grenade, and start running the other direction. Houndoom would roast one Sentret, causing it to blow up, which would start a chain reaction that would wipe out the entire crowd in a glorious display of explosions and gore.
Mewtwo would probably just be going "oh, what's that? What is that? It's red! What's that stuff it's spraying out? Why does it hurt? What are you? What are you?" Not really, though. She'd probably just lay waste to them with her ship's Wave Cannon.
Your character just won a Darwin Award. How did the stupid eff manage to do it?
This one made me cackle. Kairn would probably win it for trying to stay on Latios without using his hands while they were flying faster than the speed of sound. He's attempted it before at slower speeds. o.O
Ren isn't really prone to doing blatantly stupid things, so I'm not sure for him.
Latias or Latios might over-eat, but again, they aren't the foolish types.
And it is against the laws of physics for Mewtwo to win a Darwin Award. If you try to write an equation that will tell you the chances of her actually getting one, your paper will spontaneously combust and your right pinky finger will start hemorrhaging.
Latias and Latios would fly away at supersonic speeds, and I'm pretty sure Ren would tag along for the ride. Kairn would probably run to meet them, get hit by a teargas grenade, and start running the other direction. Houndoom would roast one Sentret, causing it to blow up, which would start a chain reaction that would wipe out the entire crowd in a glorious display of explosions and gore.
Mewtwo would probably just be going "oh, what's that? What is that? It's red! What's that stuff it's spraying out? Why does it hurt? What are you? What are you?" Not really, though. She'd probably just lay waste to them with her ship's Wave Cannon.
Your character just won a Darwin Award. How did the stupid eff manage to do it?
This one made me cackle. Kairn would probably win it for trying to stay on Latios without using his hands while they were flying faster than the speed of sound. He's attempted it before at slower speeds. o.O
Ren isn't really prone to doing blatantly stupid things, so I'm not sure for him.
Latias or Latios might over-eat, but again, they aren't the foolish types.
And it is against the laws of physics for Mewtwo to win a Darwin Award. If you try to write an equation that will tell you the chances of her actually getting one, your paper will spontaneously combust and your right pinky finger will start hemorrhaging.