You're Banned (Pokémon Style) ! [Remember to make every post Pokémon related!]

banned for getting hit in the head by Magikarp and liking it

Banned because you never knew that Marriland rages at Magikarp.

Banned cos Magicarp rage at the lake of rage.

Banned because Zubat ganged up on me and confused me, it wasn't fun.

BANNED for not helping me escape Meowth's evil control!

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: What did you say?!
DARKPOKEBALL: Nothing, I um...said...let's take over Sinnoh?
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Good.
DARKPOKEBALL: *whisper* Please help me...

Banned cos Meowth is still not cool even tough it can talk

BANNED! because while you're sitting around banning everyone, Chainsaw Meowth has forced me to take over Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Unova, and Sinnoh! Now, we're heading to Orre! Somebody please stop us!

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Darkpokeball, where are you?
DARKPOKEBALL: There's not much time left! Hurry!
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Ah, there you are! What were you talking about?
DARKPOKEBALL: um...I was talking about...um...how excited I was to be taking over Orre.

Banned cos when I play Pokemon I control the Pokemon!

BANNED! because that's really not helping the current scenario!

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: We're approaching Orre...it won't be long now...
DARKPOKEBALL: Oh no...

Banned cos Persian makes Meowth only half decent.

BANNED! because your babbling just doomed Orre!

*army of Meowth's and Unowns run in, including Chainsaw Meowth*

DARKPOKEBALL: Chainsaw Meowth...controlling....my...body....
*stiffly charges in with the rest of the army*

Banned because one does not simply hate an entire generation of Pokemon.

Banned cos I hate How people like the earlier gens and disregard later gens.

Banned because those Pokemon fans are called Genwunners. They think only the Original 151 are the best and they hate the newer generations' designs.

Banned cos gen 1 Pokemon is sooo overated.

Banned because all the memes relating to Genwunners come up on Pokememes, and man I get so mad at those who hate the newer Pokemon.

BANNED! because now Orre is gone!
Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, and Orre All Conquered thanks to you talking about people who live in the past and love R/B/Y more than B2/W2. RAUGHSDKL!

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Don't get mad at them. It's your fault too.
DARKPOKEBALL: Huh?
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: If you realized that the Unown obeying me obeyed you too, you could've undone this whole mess yourself.
DARKPOKEBALL: Well, I'll undo it right n--ngh...
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Forget about the drone stuff? Yeah, I just took your free will because you kept asking others for help. Want it back? I guess now you HAVE to rely on others. MWA HA HA HA!

Banned because You and meowth are just random

Banned because Oshawott will always be the best. In fact I love them so much I have two.