Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

Granted. But now it's coming to eat you.

I wish I could win a free trip to Japan!

Granted. It's to stand trial for theft and piracy.

I wish for a Royal Flush!

Granted, but you're not royal at all, so it refuses to be used by you :o

I wish for sex, drugs and rock'n'roll!

Granted. Enjoy your child that you'll have to support and the mental damage sustained through the drug use. The rock and roll's pretty cool though.

I wish for 60's OLD BLOOD.

Granted, but it backfires.. somehow :D

I wish the moon was purple >_>

Granted, but then a wave reaching the moon hits it and washes off the paint

I wish 2+2 actually equaled fish.

Granted, but 3+3 equals whale now.

I wish cupcakes weren't illegal.

They're not. This becomes a freecupcake Amsterdam. Everyone gets high off drug-laced cupcakes and dies.


I wish I had a yukkuri. No, really, I do.

Granted, but it eats you >:D

I wish someone hugged me right now ( /^^)/

Granted. It's Chuck Norris. His hugs are so manly that the bones of your unborn baby will be broken by it as well.

I wish for a Sunset Beach.

Granted, but the sun burns your skin.

I wish I could have another hug \(^^\ ) Oh crap, CHuck Norris \(ʘ ʘ\ )

Granted. This time it's not Chuck Norris, it's an overly aggressive Ursaring. Talk about a bear hug. :P

Having two left feet (that's a figure of speech, btw), I wish I could dance like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C2g1b6DfxA
Clip from Rush Hour (1998), rated PG-13 for violence and language.
You don't have to watch the whole clip. Between 10 and 21 seconds will suffice.

Granted, altho I didn't click the link. But therefore, you can't dance like that after all ( '-')b

I wish ʘ was on the usual keyboard. Then, making emoticons would be so much easier.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_Plague_of_1518
You cause a dancing plague.

Way to go.



I wish I could join in said Dancing Plague!

Granted, but as you got beaten, not granted.

I wish for cute sick kittens ;D

Granted but they die before you can get a good look at them (and their death involves them exploding and splattering all over you) ... Too Far?

I wish the world was flat

Pokestick said:

Granted, altho I didn't click the link. But therefore, you can't dance like that after all ( '-')b

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I can't dance, period. I can't sing, either. I'm just standing here, selling everything.
Sorry about that. I just couldn't pass up the reference to an old song by Phil Collins.

lx_theo said:

Granted but they die before you can get a good look at them (and their death involves them exploding and splattering all over you) ... Too Far?

I wish the world was flat

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Granted. Then you fall of the face of the earth after setting a course for Japan.

I wish my computer was so powerful that it would throw me back into my chair every time I get on the internet.

Granted, but the computer is so powerful it understands you don't really want that, so it reverts to its usual, suckish form :D

I still wish ʘ was on the usual keyboard. Then, making emoticons would be so much easier.

Granted, but the new shape of the keyboard makes it structurally unstable, so it breaks on the first use.

I wish I had an actual cartridge for Touhoumon.