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Ahhh, Pokemon Quartz. The very first Pokemon Rom hack that has graced my PC. Forgotten long by time and...TVtropes. Digging around my hard drive allowed me to discover it and play it for the first time since it's downloading.
Now come with me folks, as I play the good old...Pokemon Quartz.
Lies! Horrible, horrible lies!
So...a pig worked on this? Didn't know they were that smart.
"Drugs are bad, mm'kay. When you smoke drugs, you see a purple cat riding a turket. Drugs are bad."
....Da ****? It looks like if Kyogre grew wings...and was badly animated.
OH GOD IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR ME GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY
Okay...I think it's gone...it's-
OH GOD THERE'S ANOTHER ONE WHAT HORRIBLE HELLISH LAND IS THIS?
EGG POWER GOOOOOOO
I can now say that at some point in my life I DID see an Egg spew fire and water. Ripleys' believe it or not, eat your heart out.
And then the universe exploded from over WTF-ness.
...Uh...That even SAY anything?
So then we move to the opening and then...
....Tim Buckley?! Oh god!
...Mmkay, if you...say so I guess.
Oh, how very generic.
That's a damn lie and you know it! I knew there was something weird in my drink...
Isn't Corna a brand of beer?
SO cool in fact you don't need to use punctation when discussing it!
I would be more inclined to believe you if it weren't for the fact every kid and their god damn grandmother threw their Pokemon at me in cold blood the second I walk into their line of sight.
Add in two more and you can summon Captain Planet. Fact.
Mmm, tasty tasty Spanglish.
(PICTURE MISSING)
Oh don't ALL of you professors?
....Where did he go? :paranoid:
(Sorry to say folks, but I all ready picked my Gender and Name. I'm sorry, I'll be sure to have the audience be more participated in future installments. :D)
(God I'm so witty. :D)
Or we could be out of gas, or we popped a tire, or we're hopelessly, hopelessly lost. Optmism dies with me old man!
Okay, the disappearing act is getting old man. :paranoid:
Oh god sudden voice from the darkness D:
Fix your gammar and I shall consider it!
Then don't tell me to look in your lab if you're not going to be in! >:(
(PICTURE MISSING, HE SAYS: I'm hearing)
Oh god, I think h'es Tommy Wisaeu too...
Awesome-sauce.
Suddenly I'm in the back of a moving van with a strange person behind me...Oh god. What happened?!
"Now that my horrible, horrible deeds are done, I have no use for you. Begone!"
Redundant statement is, indeed, redundant.
At last indeed!
Let me finish my damn sentence first, woman...
The beginning of many a nightmare, I'm sure...
Now come with me folks, as I play the good old...Pokemon Quartz.
Spoiler:
Lies! Horrible, horrible lies!
So...a pig worked on this? Didn't know they were that smart.
"Drugs are bad, mm'kay. When you smoke drugs, you see a purple cat riding a turket. Drugs are bad."
....Da ****? It looks like if Kyogre grew wings...and was badly animated.
OH GOD IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR ME GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY
Okay...I think it's gone...it's-
OH GOD THERE'S ANOTHER ONE WHAT HORRIBLE HELLISH LAND IS THIS?
EGG POWER GOOOOOOO
I can now say that at some point in my life I DID see an Egg spew fire and water. Ripleys' believe it or not, eat your heart out.
And then the universe exploded from over WTF-ness.
...Uh...That even SAY anything?
So then we move to the opening and then...
....Tim Buckley?! Oh god!
...Mmkay, if you...say so I guess.
Oh, how very generic.
That's a damn lie and you know it! I knew there was something weird in my drink...
Isn't Corna a brand of beer?
SO cool in fact you don't need to use punctation when discussing it!
I would be more inclined to believe you if it weren't for the fact every kid and their god damn grandmother threw their Pokemon at me in cold blood the second I walk into their line of sight.
Add in two more and you can summon Captain Planet. Fact.
Mmm, tasty tasty Spanglish.
(PICTURE MISSING)
Oh don't ALL of you professors?
....Where did he go? :paranoid:
(Sorry to say folks, but I all ready picked my Gender and Name. I'm sorry, I'll be sure to have the audience be more participated in future installments. :D)
(God I'm so witty. :D)
Or we could be out of gas, or we popped a tire, or we're hopelessly, hopelessly lost. Optmism dies with me old man!
Okay, the disappearing act is getting old man. :paranoid:
Oh god sudden voice from the darkness D:
Fix your gammar and I shall consider it!
Then don't tell me to look in your lab if you're not going to be in! >:(
(PICTURE MISSING, HE SAYS: I'm hearing)
Oh god, I think h'es Tommy Wisaeu too...
Awesome-sauce.
Suddenly I'm in the back of a moving van with a strange person behind me...Oh god. What happened?!
"Now that my horrible, horrible deeds are done, I have no use for you. Begone!"
Redundant statement is, indeed, redundant.
At last indeed!
Let me finish my damn sentence first, woman...
The beginning of many a nightmare, I'm sure...