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Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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nm legend

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    • granted but now you got AIDS

    uhhh i wish the dolhpins beat the patriots this monday comin up
     
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    donavannj

    donavannj

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    • Granted, but it's only for five minutes, and then you realize that you were actually falling from a very high point and not flying, and you receive life-threatening injuries from the resulting crash. Miraculously, you didn't die.

    I wish to possess Akamatsu-sensei's signature.
     

    PG Tips

    Neck biter extraordinaire
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    Granted, but every time you make it you're being forced to draw nude breasts.

    Just like good ol' Akamatsu-sensei.

    I wish to remember when Don's birthday is.
     

    Pokedragonking

    Dragon Master Tashlan
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    Granted. Your jacket is now on fire, charring your skin as you flail about in blazing warm pain and death.

    I wish my computer's videochat would freaken work.
     

    Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog

    Ohonhonhon!~
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    Granted, but they get revenge back on you and Rachel Ray force feeds you some food that's really nasty even though she says it's totally "yummo!"

    I wish I could afford to fill my basement with old computers.
     

    Pokedragonking

    Dragon Master Tashlan
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    Buahahabananahaha!

    Granted. You rob Fort Knox, and they never find what you stole. Unfortunately, you don't get away as easy, and your incredible wealth is found by a curious hobo. YAY MONEY!

    I wish I had a black leather trenchcoat.
     

    Charizard632

    Now a great Touhou addict
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    Not granted. The sentence you said is incorrect in grammar.

    I wish for an obsolete computer.
     
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