Pokemon outtakes!

If you've ever wondered what went wrong during the filming of your favorite Pokemon episodes, here's your chance to make up some outtakes!

However, keep your submissions reasonably clean

Here's an example outtake:

::Ash's episode 1 speech, take 1::

Director: Okay, cue the music! And, action!
::a jazz melody drifts from the tape deck::
Ash: Hey, I jus' wanna say to the Pokemon of da world...I wanna be a master, man...
Director: CUT!!!

3...
2...
1...

::Ash's episode 1 speech, take 2::
Ash: That's right, I hereby declare to the Pokemon of the world....umm....
Director: Cut!

3...
2...
1...

::Ash's episode 1 speech, take 3::
Ash: That's right! You have no right to...
Director: CUT!!!

3...
2...
1...

[several hours later]

::Ash's episode 1 speech, take 259::
Ash[dryly]: That's right, I...::yawn:: hereby declare to the Pokemon of the world...
Directer: Cut! A little enthusiasm there, Ash!

There's already an anime outtake thread about pokemon outtakes: http://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=24308

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