The person below me has never...

nope, never done that!
TPBMHN watched sleepy hollow: heads will roll and used pokemon to recover

sadly, its true. I dont watch movies that often anymore.
TPBM has never been scammed on the Gts

nope lucky me.
TPBMHN won a master rank contest

It's true, those are hard.
TPBM has never beat pokemon coloseum.

true. ive never even owned a non-handheld pokemon game
YPBMHN tried to count mareep

no, dont have to. I sleep like a Snorlax.
TPBM has never played a chinese bootleg version of Pokemon Crystal. (I did, It was hilarious).

Your right. I didn't know there was one.

The person below me has never found a shiny pokemon in the GTS.

Actually, I once saw one on pokemon platinum at a great deal. It was an Evee and the person wanted a Scizor. Except for one problem, I had a scizor but I was at my aunt's house and I didn't think to bring my Pokemon Diamond. That Diamond was the only game I had at the time that had a Scizor in it. Had I thought to bring it, that Evee would have been mine.
I bet the person below me has never had such rotten luck involving shinies.

True.
TPBMHN got an Eevee and evolved it into a Umbreon.

True. Im not crazy about the Eeveelutions.

TPBMHN accidently pressed "B" while a pokemon was evolving.

True. Tee hee
TPBMHN used a rare candy

have too!
TPBMHN named a blissey HAPPINNY

True, I'd never make that careless mistake
TPBMHN mistaken a starly for a piplup 0_o

true. who would do that?
TPBMHN wondered what magikarp taste like

I think it tastes like fish.
TPBMHN beat obviously hacked pokemon on wifi for the lulz

huh? i dont get it... wadaya meen?
TPBMHN stayed up til six am on pc

Twas last year, but I have.

TPBMHN own Pokemon Crystal Version.

true *sob*
TPBMHN had trouble with beating brendan/may between slateport and mauville in RSE

True Hes so easy

TPBMHN gotton a shiny bagon

true... ive only ever gotten one shiny (other than the trademark red gyarados of GSC) and it was a ponyta

TPBMHN made up their own huge anime/manga crossover pokemon adventure