"Ash you ****ing BASTARD!
Here I live my life peacefully, wishing to have two bodyguards and go fulfill a ceremonial my family has done for generations, and actually be part of an interesting storyline, but NOOOO, because one day mr. Ashy McDorkDork Ketchup arrives, and starts doing things his way! Who said I wanna be part of your nooby team, the guy who can't even become a Pokémon champion after trying for thirteen years, when I could become close to the super-hawt Red, the champion of the seventh League, or even one of his cool partners! I don't ****ing care about your ****ing goals, about your ****ing friends, your ****ing hat, AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR ****ING PIKACHU! And those white-dressed wanna-be gangsters that appear in this anime can go KISS MY ASS!"