^ is getting headaches because of <'s texts.
^ shouldn't read such things if they affect ^'s health and physical/mental strength, as that stuff doesn't seem to be very well when one's in a deep and painful headache. Come to think of it, this text will probably give ^ a headache too, if ^ is to read it. Or maybe it's the contrast between the blue text and the background that makes our brains hurt? Rather than the length and intensity of the text. Perhaps the very meaning of the text doesn't matter? That wouldn't be too good, because then <'s been writing this for no reason. And we don't like that, do we?