nidoqueen is hurt by burn!

What status condition would you least want to have in real life? Apart from all the main effects, consider all the side effects as well in your decision;

burn halfs attack (so that would be physical strength).
poison has a second degree which is badly poisoned and gets progressively worse.
paralysis halfs speed (so that'd be reflexes etc).
frozen solid (other than the obvious) I reckon it'd leave you with hypothermia.
sleep speaks for istelf too, but imagine it more like being conscious while sleeping and not being able to wake up, regardless of how much you want to or try.
confusion too, which causes you to hurt yourself occasionally (and of course you'd be heavily confused and braindamage etc lol).

I'd hate to be poisoned. I imagine it'll be like being extremely sick, and I hate it when I'm sick. I end up sitting around all day, sniffling and coughing and watching TV. I hate sitting for long periods of time. Also, poison would also probably make you weak. Sure that's not in the games, but that kind of makes sense.

I'd hate to be poisoned or burned because I don't like being sick and I don't like having deep scars for third degree burns.

Poison for sure. If it gets worse everyday and you can't be healed, you die, so yeah.

Poisoned. it will be the closest thing to dying here.

I can't choose between being burned or poisoned. I guess I'll go with poisoned, because if it's left untreated, chances are you're going to die when it's all over, because it probably won't fade away. Then again, with Pokémon logic, you lose HP for being burned as well and can faint if it's left untreated... Goodness, I can't decide.