Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

Granted, but it's being shipped from Africa by snail and the world implodes before it gets to you.

I wish that the concept of aura was real.

Granted! Unfortunately yours is flashy pink. Good luck getting friends that way.

I wish they'd given us a DS version of Ruby/Saphire/Emerald instead of X and Y

Granted, but it only goes up to the 2nd gym and there are 50 bugs in the remakes

Granted, but they are only released shortly before the DS stops being the hip console, so nobody really uses them (DSs) anymore, and the R/S remakes are glitchy on the 3DS.
Granted but you didn't wish for anything so it's moot.

I wish the R/S remakes would come out on the 3DS as part of the 6th gen. Think of the remakes not having a one-gen gap, but a one-system gap.

Granted, but they're only sold in a secret hideout that's blocked by a rock in Mars

I wish Bulbapedia had Pokemon Stadium models

Granted! But when you go into Bulbapedia to check them out, your computer is infected by a file-eating virus that prevents your computer from working anymore, thus Bulbapedia being realtively useless for you at the moment.

I wish they'd make a Dalmatian pokemon for Gen VI

Granted. it's red and blue, so you have a seizure like in the Porygon incident.

I wish that Meganium was actually usable. (I know I'm offending people, but it's just my opinion.)

that porygon incident was horrible :(

Well granted, but meganium then becomes bandwaggoned and itakes all the fun out of using it for you

I wish I could have my entire dream team of canine pokes in real life

Granted. Being dogs, they tear you apart.

I wish that Gamefreak would make Pokemon for PC.

Wish granted but every pc you ever touch breaks

i wish that i could have some pokemon plushies

Granted but you find out your terribly allergic to them.

I wish I could get back all my Pokemon fro past games

Granted. You have a Pokemon fro. Enjoy your new Bouffalant image.

I wish Froakie would end up being Water/Fighting.

wish granted but froakie evolves into a chair that has no fighting


i wish i could help create the next pokemon game

Granted, but you only get to pick out the name.

I wish pokemon X and Y was for the DS

Granted, but your DS was destroyed by a wrecking-ball.

I wish I didn't lose 3 Pokemon Platinum games in a row.

Granted. You didn't. You lost four.

I wish for a Magikarp-only item. ^^

Granted. unfortunately every time you catch/trade/import/hack a magikarp into your game, it hangs up

I wish I had a fully functional 3DS with all fully functional compatible games

Sure, granted. But after you start playing you get so addicted till you can never, ever put it down even after ur 3ds' battery dies

I wish Salamence had no weaknesses

Granted. Salamence becomes Dark/Ghost, but still has the same movepool and stat spread, sending it to Ubers. Competitive battlers over the world rejoice because they don't have to deal with such a ****cheese in OU anymore, and you are very sad because you can't seem to beat anything in Uber with it because it sucks in Uber, as it should. Justice!

I wish I could battle Shofu on PO.

Granted. You lose this PKMN battle and your known as "the loser of them all!".

Wish I was "the best of them all!"