Im sorry but yesterday I....

Unforgivable... I can't believe you would do that to me... wait, you said rats? Oh, that's fine then, all is well

I'm sorry, I made a roast dinner out of your prize chicken.

Forgiven. That thing was annoying as hell to raise.
I am sorry but yesterday I deleted all 3 years of work for hgss. Now they will never come.

Well atleast Theres the original G/S,so I forgive you.

Im sorry but yesterday,I readed your diary.

I forgive you because I read my diary to people.

I'm sorry but yesterday in a fit of rage I stole all your silverware.

I don't have any silverware. In the meantime, I have GOLDware, so... */pun*

I'm sorry, but yesterday I spooned a bit of poison into your favourite drink.

You're forgiven, because I gave that drink to this salesman…

I'm sorry, but yesterday I wrote your name in the Deathnote~

Unforgivable,I want my Life *Crys*

Im sorry but yesterday,I stole your stuff

Not forgiven. My PS3 is included in 'my stuff'

I'm sorry, I sold your dog to an old man for a blade of very green grass.

Wait which one? The Yappy one? Ok we're good then.

I'm sorry but yesterday I Eated cookies I made for you. But they were delicious.

I forgive, but next time, make me a cake.
I'm sorry but yesterday, I got sick of Pokemon R/B/Y.

Unforgivable. That would make you a zombie, whom I must kill. [/shot gun'd ur 4head]

I'm sorry, but yesterday I raided your refrigerator.

That's fine, I probably helped you.

I'm sorry but Yesterday I made a cake for you to make up for the cookies, but I eated it again. This one was even more delicious.

I don't forgive you for being gluttonous.

I'm sorry, but yesterday I didn't do anything.

I don't forgive you because I did nothing yesterday too.
I'm sorry but Yesteday I stole all your windows.

I don't forgive you because you said you did nothing.
I'm sorry but yesterday I mowed your lawn but it was 1/64 of an inch too short.

I don't forgive you, you killed my waffle living ther :(

I'm sorry, but yesterday I used your restroom.

I cannot forgive you, there was no toilet paper there this morning. ;o;

I'm sorry, I thought your toothbrush was a shoe shiner.

YAY!I Forgive You! I Absolutly Hated That Toothbrush!

I'm Sorry Yesterday I Shot Your Cat And Told Nintendo POKEMON R/B/Y SUCKS

Hey, I always hated the cat, now what did you say about R/B/Y? WHAT!!! I WILL NEVER EVER FORGIVE YOU!!!! *Kicks you into the sun*

I'm sorry, but yesterday I... ate everyone you ever loved, stole all the money from Italy and used an atom bomb on the whole of Italy to get rid of the evidence, and now we're the only people left alive in the world because WWIII happened as a result of my actions... forgive me?

Yes I do forgive you because now it is quiet.
I'm sorry but Yesterday I destroyed PC!!!