I am part of the Wormow army and if you hurt him I will kill you!!1!
INSERT FAIL ATTEMPT AT JOKING HEAR:
There once was a trainer who leveled with care.
With stats getting higher, he cried, "Almost there!"
As his Blissey's Sp. Defense got greater and greater.
He decided he'd make a challenge later.
*voice in audience* Stop rhyming and tell the @!?&$%§€™□∞!#%#\! story!
Calm down. As I was saying, he went off to battle his rival, Whitney. That Miltank, he decided, has always had a weak moveset. I will use Egg Bomb!
4 Rollouts later, he loses. He decides, I shall train a Dragonite! He takes on Whitney again.
6 Rollouts later, he lost again. He decided, Surely my trusty Charizard won't fail me!
1. Single. Rollout. The trainer loses again. He reaches his last nerve and brings an Arceus, hoping he will finally win. Arceus, seeing Miltank's moveset, gives the trainer an obscene gesture and leaves.
Outraged, the trainer has one final choice. The utterly useless Magikarp that cost him $500 was now his last chance.
*Magikarp used Splash!*
*Miltank loses 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 HP!*
*Miltank fainted!*
*Trainer wins!*
.........WHAT THE<insert extraordinarily long censor beep here>?!!!?!??!!