BHwolfgang
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Granted, but the next day you have amnesia, forgetting all you knew about Tender is the Night.
I wish for a guitar.
I wish for a guitar.
Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted
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Comrade Nikita Ivanova
Super Nerd!
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Granted, but from now on you'll suffer chronic insomnia.
I wish I had the attention span to finish reading Anna Karenina.
I wish I had the attention span to finish reading Anna Karenina.
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granted, but you forget what you read afterwards.
i wish that i wouldnt be so ignored.
i wish that i wouldnt be so ignored.
Comrade Nikita Ivanova
Super Nerd!
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Granted, but it's sour milk.
I wish I had a Jello mould.
I wish I had a Jello mould.
Ninja Caterpie
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Granted, but they turn you into a rat.
I wish people would stop being so impudent and stupid on the interwebs.
(Be original, don't just say people are stupid in real life instead)
I wish people would stop being so impudent and stupid on the interwebs.
(Be original, don't just say people are stupid in real life instead)
Lockmaster24
Wise words of FizzyStardust
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granted but you get all the stupidness forced into you.
(that was hard to come up with something)
I wish that I had chicken tonight
(that was hard to come up with something)
I wish that I had chicken tonight
MarstheCar
I lurk often.
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Granted, but goes to your hand, and never leaves.
I wish I could talk more at school.
I wish I could talk more at school.
Tsuki.Blossoms
:: Forever In Your Heart
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Granted - Except everything that you say is all squeaky like a mouse~
I wish that I could swim~ <3
I wish that I could swim~ <3
Opposite Day
too old for name changes
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Granted, but all water on the planet is now replaced with concentrated hydrochloric acid, thus making you unable to use your new-found power without sustaining horrific third-degree burns and other horrible stuffs that happen when your skin get corroded.
I wish that I could have the hair of a super-saya-jin.
I wish that I could have the hair of a super-saya-jin.
MarstheCar
I lurk often.
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Granted, but you can never enter buildings (like a hair salon)
I wish I was someplace warm, but not the Sun.
I wish I was someplace warm, but not the Sun.
Opposite Day
too old for name changes
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Granted. You are now permanently stuck in my armpit.
I wish I had the power of erasing people at will.
I wish I had the power of erasing people at will.
MarstheCar
I lurk often.
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Granted, but you stand in front of a mirror and get destroyed.
I wish I didn't fail English.
I wish I didn't fail English.
Opposite Day
too old for name changes
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Granted, but every single sentient being on the planet fails to grasp the concept of correct grammar, and thus, you are left alone with no chance of being understood by anyone.
I wish that I could become a black hole when I die.
I wish that I could become a black hole when I die.
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