One does not simply keep a secret

Because I'm such a chatterbox I do find it hard to keep secrets.

Trust me, if you wanted me to keep a secret I'd let it out in about less than a minute.

It depends on the secret. If that secret destroys every aspect of my life and mah friends life, I would divulge it to the proper authority(whether the government or the church).

I'd like to think I'm a good secret keeper. If someone tells me a secret, I'm one that will 99% of the time never reveal it. On the topic of my own secrets, I don't really have any secrets to be honest.

Bloodex said:

Consider me a bank vault. Nothing comes out of me. Unless you have the combo

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That sounded reeeeal sexual, Dipu. What's your combo? Would it work if I just jiggled your key a little?

*ahem* sorry about that lmfao

I keep secrets incredibly well, because I know if I go telling people's secrets then they won't tell me anymore, and I like being a person people can come to when they have something they need to talk about.

I'm the best person to tell secrets to because I usually end up forgetting them!
I do only ever tell secrets out of spite, especially if someone has done something to me and I can use it against them. The only other time I tell a secret is to my mum or my best friend.