Oh this one's mine!
Dragonair:
"Oh I wonder what will I get. Even longer Blue snak-shaped body? Maybe a pair of magnificent, majestic wings? Maybe even more of these magical orbs? Oh it's happening...I'm feelin' it! I'm feelin' it!............what the actual fu*k! Where's my body! Why am I looking like a short winged yellow lizard! How am I supposed to get anyone's gratitude! Arceus, where are you! Get your arse here so we can discuss my evolution! I need a Celebi and an Everstone, quick!
nvm, ninjad for leaving the window open too long.
Elekid:
"Seriously I am so short, what if I never grow, what if...why hello there..."
Poliwag--->Poliwhirl