I'm going to show you some choice emails from my hotmail account to give you some examples of what to look for:
I didn't even know who this Leon Hirtle was until I looked him up because of this email. He's a Nova Scotia lottery winner. You gotta do better than "geriatric wants to donate money he won in a lottery", Mikey.
Mikey is at it again, folks! Looks like he thinks I need a loan from someone. Too bad he doesn't realize I still have grandparents.
I didn't know "Mail" was supposed to have two L's in it. WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME???
Looks like ISIS caught wind that I hate the U.S. Government.
Too bad for them that I hate them as well.
Nice try, dumbass, but I'm not a limey.
I have to give credit to this guy for going with the "think of the children" angle he's going for here.
I'd forward this to some gun control advocates, but that's too benevolent for me.
Welcome to Canada!
Too old to get it up??? Don't worry! Our SPECTACULAR healthcare system's got you covered!
Rule of thumb for internet sex offers from women:
It's actually a man.
Funny, I don't have Paypal or anything like that and last time I checked my bank account two hours ago, both my checking and savings funds were: $dick
It's becoming increasingly apparent that I watch a lot of porn.
But if I'm going to go for sex with strangers, I consider it a better investment to save a couple hundred bucks, put a few hundred miles on my odometer and take a trip to Bunny Ranch in Reno, Nevada instead.
It's cheaper and you get more quality control (i.e., you're guaranteed that you'll get an actual woman).