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"I'm a dic....I'm addicted to yoooouu!."
Ok, it's funny when you hear the song...meh
BOO ya!
Ok, it's funny when you hear the song...meh
BOO ya!
Your funny quotes...
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" Watch this ya all. *dies *"
- my favorite redneck
Ok. Thats the only i could think of...
- my favorite redneck
Ok. Thats the only i could think of...
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"If your house is mobile but your 15 cars aren't, you might be a redneck."
~J-Fox
BOO ya!
~J-Fox
BOO ya!
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Oh good! I have his cd's burned on my xbox! LOL!
" If you go to a family reunion to find a girlfriend...you might be a redneck"
- J Foxworthy
" If you go to a family reunion to find a girlfriend...you might be a redneck"
- J Foxworthy
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"If seeing a sign that says, 'Crack is illegal' reminds you to pull up your pants, you might be a redneck."
~J-Fox
BOO ya!
~J-Fox
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"I'm sorry I pantsed you."-Ryan Cooley [degrassi]
"Do you see any underwear?"
"No."
"Because I'm not wearing any..."- Cassie Steele talking to Miriam McDonald [degrassi]
"Do you see any underwear?"
"No."
"Because I'm not wearing any..."- Cassie Steele talking to Miriam McDonald [degrassi]
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PG-13 RATED!!!!!!
"I once dated a woman with one boob bigger than the other. She entered a wet t-shirt contest and placed first and third. I was so proud of my sister that day."
~Jared, The Cable Guy
BOO ya!
"I once dated a woman with one boob bigger than the other. She entered a wet t-shirt contest and placed first and third. I was so proud of my sister that day."
~Jared, The Cable Guy
BOO ya!
Here's some that I know!
"We must drink the toilet water, for it is all that is left..."
~ Wise Elder Kramastos from some show that I forget the name of.
"My cat's breath smells like cat food!"
~Ralf from The Simpsons
"I ate an ant once! It was crawling in a little brown thing that I ate!"
~My Sister from er... My Family
"My doggie ate Crystal's (my sister's) poopoo!"
~My Nextdoor Neighbour
Guy 1: Oooooooh! I found a wishing wand!
Guy 2: Great, can I have a wish?
Guy 1: Sure but what're you gonna wish for?
Guy 2: For everyone in the world to have infinite money!
Guy 1: But if everyone had infinite money then price tags would be useless! That's why only I'm gonna have infinite money!
Guy 2: Yeah you have a point there! I wish for a new toilet!
~Comedy Inc.
Hope ya like 'em! :D :D :D
~HORN!
"We must drink the toilet water, for it is all that is left..."
~ Wise Elder Kramastos from some show that I forget the name of.
"My cat's breath smells like cat food!"
~Ralf from The Simpsons
"I ate an ant once! It was crawling in a little brown thing that I ate!"
~My Sister from er... My Family
"My doggie ate Crystal's (my sister's) poopoo!"
~My Nextdoor Neighbour
Guy 1: Oooooooh! I found a wishing wand!
Guy 2: Great, can I have a wish?
Guy 1: Sure but what're you gonna wish for?
Guy 2: For everyone in the world to have infinite money!
Guy 1: But if everyone had infinite money then price tags would be useless! That's why only I'm gonna have infinite money!
Guy 2: Yeah you have a point there! I wish for a new toilet!
~Comedy Inc.
Hope ya like 'em! :D :D :D
~HORN!
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"I still don't know who shuts the door when the bus driver gets off."
~Jeff Foxworthy
BOO ya!
~Jeff Foxworthy
BOO ya!
Here's a some more...there not really funny though...they're just quotes...
"If life was fairytale we'd all live happily ever after..."
~I dunno... It was somewhere...
"Australia is the world's largest island..."
~My 7th grade teacher.
"Hello!"
~Nearly everyone who speaks english.
"D'oh!"
~Homer Simpson from the Simpsons
"Ayekurumba!" (sp?)
~Bart Simpson from the Simpsons
"Thankyou, come again!"
~Apu from the Simpsons
"If anyone wants me I'll be in my room."
~Lisa Simpson from the Simpsons
Meh...that's all I can think of right now...
~me
~HORN!
~ME!
"If life was fairytale we'd all live happily ever after..."
~I dunno... It was somewhere...
"Australia is the world's largest island..."
~My 7th grade teacher.
"Hello!"
~Nearly everyone who speaks english.
"D'oh!"
~Homer Simpson from the Simpsons
"Ayekurumba!" (sp?)
~Bart Simpson from the Simpsons
"Thankyou, come again!"
~Apu from the Simpsons
"If anyone wants me I'll be in my room."
~Lisa Simpson from the Simpsons
Meh...that's all I can think of right now...
~me
~HORN!
~ME!
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*A teacher is taking attendance*
"Ms.Tompson? Ms.Tompson?" he says
*Just as he is about to mark her absent a female student walks
into the room.*
Teacher - "Ms.Tompson, why are you late ?"
Ms.Tompson - "Because the bell rang before I got here."
-HSH
"God give me patience, but hurry!"
-Cookie
"Ms.Tompson? Ms.Tompson?" he says
*Just as he is about to mark her absent a female student walks
into the room.*
Teacher - "Ms.Tompson, why are you late ?"
Ms.Tompson - "Because the bell rang before I got here."
-HSH
"God give me patience, but hurry!"
-Cookie
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here are from movies...
"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming"~ Dory from Finding Nemo
"Spanish!? I can barely speak English!" ~Cosmo from Fairly Odd Parents
"You were like woah! And we were like WOAH! and u were like woah..."~ Crush from Finding Nemo
"I'll neever let go, Jack! I'll never let go!" ~ Rose from Titanic (the sadest movie ever!)
"Don't you dare say that! Don't you speak like we're gonna die! Your gonna live to be a old lady! And your gonna have lots of babies"~ Jack from Titanic (the sadest movie ever!"
"I have a crush on you. HA! I can't belive i just blurded that out."~ Patch from Patch Adams
now for shows...
"Of course I'm gonna grow a beard! Why do you think Jesus was famous? For his little magic tricks?" ~Peter from Family Guy( :laugh: thats one of the funniest parts of Family Guy but if u think it's too inapropreate just tell me and i'll take it off)
"Yeah there was an umpalumpa, but it wasn't moving"~ Marge from The Simpsons
"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming"~ Dory from Finding Nemo
"Spanish!? I can barely speak English!" ~Cosmo from Fairly Odd Parents
"You were like woah! And we were like WOAH! and u were like woah..."~ Crush from Finding Nemo
"I'll neever let go, Jack! I'll never let go!" ~ Rose from Titanic (the sadest movie ever!)
"Don't you dare say that! Don't you speak like we're gonna die! Your gonna live to be a old lady! And your gonna have lots of babies"~ Jack from Titanic (the sadest movie ever!"
"I have a crush on you. HA! I can't belive i just blurded that out."~ Patch from Patch Adams
now for shows...
"Of course I'm gonna grow a beard! Why do you think Jesus was famous? For his little magic tricks?" ~Peter from Family Guy( :laugh: thats one of the funniest parts of Family Guy but if u think it's too inapropreate just tell me and i'll take it off)
"Yeah there was an umpalumpa, but it wasn't moving"~ Marge from The Simpsons
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"That's a big butt"- that thing from Finding Nemo
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OOH QUOTES! [/odd]
Let's see...
"One year later, I get beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchy." ~Fry, Futurama
"UH-OH!" ~Peter, Family Guy (to be specific, it was in "When You Wish Upon a Weinstein".)
"It's all lies! They said we (something I forgot), and that we worship some guy named Stan!" ~Peter, Family Guy
And, one I remember from the quotes thread on the old PC...
"Remember to eat your school, stay in sleep, don't do vegetables, and do at least eight hours of drugs.." ~?
I'd add more... but I don't swear. ;-;
Let's see...
"One year later, I get beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchy." ~Fry, Futurama
"UH-OH!" ~Peter, Family Guy (to be specific, it was in "When You Wish Upon a Weinstein".)
"It's all lies! They said we (something I forgot), and that we worship some guy named Stan!" ~Peter, Family Guy
And, one I remember from the quotes thread on the old PC...
"Remember to eat your school, stay in sleep, don't do vegetables, and do at least eight hours of drugs.." ~?
I'd add more... but I don't swear. ;-;
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Hanatori said:
HEY! I remember that! :laugh:
"YOU! i mean, Hey, Tim-may"~ Gary from Fairly Odd Parents
"What do you think, I'm blind!? Of coures I can smell it!"~ Mayor from The Powerpuff Girls
"Why should we give money to the poor? If we give money to the poor, then they won't be poor anymore!"~ Esme Squalor from the book A Series of Unforunate Events: The Ersatz Elevator
"Who cares about incorrect grammar!? Our Aunt just jumpped out the window!" ( :laugh: thats my favorite line from the books) Violet Baudelaire from the book A Series of Unfotunate Events: The Wide Window
"Guess what ryhmes with chores? More chores!" Vicky from Fairly Odd Parents
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I thought this one was really funny, here it goes!:
"When you step on the brakes, your life is in your feet's hands"
Hehe....
"When you step on the brakes, your life is in your feet's hands"
Hehe....
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Hey! I quoted that 8 hours of drugs things!
Actually I heard it off Mr. T then I posted it on PC...good times...
This actually happened today from my substitute teacher!
Katy: So Mr. Sargeant, hows it hanging?
Mr. Sargeant: A little to the left.
Katy: That's really gross
do you get it? HA!
yes
BOO ya!
Actually I heard it off Mr. T then I posted it on PC...good times...
This actually happened today from my substitute teacher!
Katy: So Mr. Sargeant, hows it hanging?
Mr. Sargeant: A little to the left.
Katy: That's really gross
do you get it? HA!
yes
BOO ya!
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*understands Dakota's joke*
*likes jokes involved with pun, even if it's a bit gross (but this one is acceptable) ^_^; *
*likes jokes involved with pun, even if it's a bit gross (but this one is acceptable) ^_^; *
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the funniest thing about it was who was saying it. The sub was an old very bald and fat guy..it was hilarious...
"Oh crap...I think I just hate mail to him"
~Flaming Torchic
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"Oh crap...I think I just hate mail to him"
~Flaming Torchic
BOO ya!
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