Well hello there. Welcome to PC. I surely hope you don't intend to bite people, since most people don't take well to being randomly (or otherwise) bitten. You probably shouldn't lick them either. I mean, it's not malicious (except maybe the Pokemon move) but licking strangers would really give them the wrong idea.
So since you pretty obviously like Gold, I wanted to ask if you like him from the games or from reading PokeSpe? (Or maybe some other medium I don't know.) We have a Pokemon manga section, if you do like PokeSpe, but it's been long neglected. It really needs more love.
Well, in any case, I hope you like it here. There are lots of nice staff members who can help you out (blue and bold usernames), and nice people to talk to. Feel free to drop me a VM if you'd like, too.