Evolution - The Pokémon's Perspective

I was browsing YouTube whilst studying and came across this funny clip;


And I figured this would translate into a fun game for us to play! Basic idea is that someone will post an evolution (eg Kadabra -> Alakazam) and the next poster will post the Pokémon's thoughts about that evolution as it's happening (eg "I swear to god if this just gives me another spoon... damn it why is my evolution based on silverware!!") and provide their own evolution for the next poster to comment on. See the video for more examples of the style of comments to post!

Simple enough? :D

I'll start off with this evolution...

Glameow -> Purugly

"I hope I turn into an elegant cat.....omg why did I become so fat?"

Remoraid ----> Octillery

"Yes, it's time to evolve! Um... how did this even happen?"

Magnemite > Magneton.

"I wonder if I am going to grow into a really cool......did I just clone myself twice :O"

Munchlax --> Snorlax

LOL this will be fun!

Yeah! I'm getting so big...
Dangit! Now I can't open my eyes anymore!

Gloom to Bellossom

"I hope I don't smell anymore....wait wait wait..who gets smaller after evolving?? this is bs"

Trubbish --> Garbodor

Cool idea!

"Man I'm going to evolve into something awesome and people will finally respec...what the *uck, did I just grow more garbage?!"

Machoke ---> Machamp

"I'm going to look so impressive and all the girls will love m-WHY DID I JUST GROW UNDERWEAR ONTO MY SKIN WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ME"

Trapinch -> Vibrava

'GODZILLA GODZILLA GODZILLA... dragonfly?! THIS IS NOT HOW EVOLUTION'S SUPPOSED TO WORK GODZILLINGA DINOSAUR DAMNIT"

Caterpie -> Metapod

"Finally, I'm gonna be a butterfl--- wha?!"

Bagon -> Shelgon.

"YES WINGS COME ON WINGS MY DREAMS OF FLYING WILL COME TRUE oh god what is this I can barely move now!"

whismur -> loudred :)

"Ooh, I bet I'm gonna evolve into something as cute as Wigglytuff! ...WHY THE HADES DO I LOOK LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF FRANKENSTEIN?!"

Swadloon -> Leavanny? ;P

"Ooo maybe I'll turn into a cool ninja or a swordsman or.... I- I guess a clothes maker works too..."

Eevee -> Flareon Had to be done

"There's so many cool things I could evolve into right now, maybe I'll be something awesome like a mermaid or a lightning bolt or-AHHHHH OH GOD NO WHY AM I ON FIRE AHHHHH HELP ME!" ♥

Bronzor -> Bronzong

"Lmao that jerk Magnemite just got cloned after evolving haha, what a loser, time to shine, and become....wait...what???...did I just become a bell! What is this! Press B, PRESS B!!!"

Grimer ----> Muk

"Aw, yeah! I'm gonna look as strong and threatening as Plasmus from Teen Titans! Heheheh, this is gonna be awe—WAIT, I ONLY GAINED DOUBLE MY OWN MASS! WHAT IS THIS!"

Pidgey -> Pidgeotto? :D

"I look so ordinary, I'm just a normal chubby bird, :( I doubt this will help me in any wa.....I...I...I am beautiful! Heck yea!"

Pikachu--->Raichu

"I can't wait to take more rides on Ash's shoulder—NOOOOOO I CAN NEVER RIDE ON ANYONE'S SHOULDER EVER AGAIN!"

Mime Jr. -> Mr. Mime? xD

"I can't wait to see how wonderful I become....wait MISTER MIME?? I'm a girl Mime though :(("

Feebas ----> Milotic

"Ugh, that Magicrap became the most badass Pokemon out there, I better become something cool as well, I mean look at me!
....Dear Arceus I'm fabulous!"

Venonat ----> Venomoth